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A derivative of the word "neeb" in turn of a derivative of the word "noob."

Neebus has many variations including and not limited to: "n33bus", "neebu5", "n33bu5".

A neebus is defined as a person whose is soo noobish they can't be placed in the the above categories (see Newbie, noob, neeb).
Person 1 - "Im gonna kill u ass man."
Person 2 - "dude, ur like lvl 1."
Person 1 - "wats a lvl???"
Person 2 - "check this guy out..."
Person 3 - "lol, what a neebus"
Person 2 - "Yeh, he aint a n00b at all. hes worse"
neebus by Tom Maher January 5, 2009
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Human feces so sticky it cannot be removed from the anus by toilet paper, but rather only via a long thorough douche.
I was late to work due to the unexpected nebus I excreted after breakfast.
Nebus by Glow Worm May 25, 2015
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A narcissistic father so determined to show his power over his child that he doesn't care about the physical, emotional or mental well being or said child. Someone who is willing to risk the life of his child to prove he is in charge.
Chase was unfortunately the victim of the ultimate nebus.
nebus by savingchase May 25, 2015
Nebus: "the exact opposite of fatherly instincts. Rather than protecting his child, a Nebus offers his child up to sexual predators and enjoys planning and watching the destruction of his children and their mother(s)"
The Nebus used his child as a means to hurt his former partner, separating the two and driving the mother to desperate actions to protect the child. The Nebus had no conscience or empathy.
Nebus by Lisa.Helen May 26, 2015
The wriggling scum that lives on the underside of rocks. Hates the light of day. Most often found in Florida. The only creature known to man that despises and actively tries to harm its own offspring.
The Nebus emerged from under its rock to injure its offspring. Satisfied, it wriggled back.
Nebus by Kayne314 May 25, 2015

Neegbust 

noun. A rare race of people that requires one parent to be of a dark skin descent and the other parent to be Irish. In order to be considered a Neegbust, the individual must have grown up in Southern California and Moved to South Florida after the age of 16 and before the age of 19. A Neegbust could usually be found selling marijuana in small and large amounts in the most obvious and arrest-prone ways possible. Also, a Neegbust has the ability to grow a small afro instantaneously, while also being able to shrink his hair into a buzzcut within seconds (Nobody has ever witnessed a Neegbust haircut).

How to Spot a Neegbust:

- He is wearing shorts that are at least 2 inches above his knees with white socks that are at least 6 inches tall

- He sometimes can be found wearing extremely baggy jeans (usually only a short haired Neegbust dresses like this)

- He has an unusually long Newport 100 cigarette that seems to never go out
- Sometimes a Neegbust can be found sitting cross-legged hitting a obnoxiously large bong (must be outside in a really sketchy spot)

- He is slowing thumbing through cash in the front seat of a marijuana customer's car
- The best way to identify a Neegbust is to simply dap one up. You will know just by how he shook your hand if he is a true Neegbust
I almost got arrested earlier because my local Neegbust wanted to sell me pot at the police station.
Neegbust by Yenkunto Radaminsko November 12, 2013
anything to do with the child patrick neeb
dude, feeble, neebular, get over here!!!! u got MMUUUURKED
neebular by SAFE LIKE A BANK November 28, 2010
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