Newark, DE

(Home to the University of Delaware and the trashiest townies you will ever meet.) Can best be described as "A DRINKING TOWN WITH A COLLEGE PROBLEM"

Quite possibly the only college town where the townies behave worse than the students.

by LP April 8, 2005

Newark Academy

A rich co-ed private school located in Livingston, New Jersey. Known for their diversity, containing White, Black, Latino, and Indian students. The most common religion being Judiasm (about 60%), followed by Buddhism, Christianity, and Hinduism. Excellent academics with very good college placement. They are most well known for their outstanding tennis teams. Lately their boys and girls soccer teams have won their Conference titles, as well as the boys basketball, baseball, and fencing teams.

"If you want to go to an Ivy and work hard, I suggest you apply to Newark Academy"

by Bizank January 23, 2005

Newark, De

Home of the University of Delaware, a city that litteraly cares more for the students that attend the University, than its own residents. This is largely observed by the continued closings of longtime local favorite bars and resturants to clear land for student apartments.

"Man the rent rates are outrageous in Newark, De, they charge $800 for a studio everywhere you go!

by gaveUPjesusfordrinking September 24, 2015

Newark On The Sea

A synonym for the city of San Juan, PR. Though San Juan is on the ocean and has palm trees, it has a lot of similarities to Newark, NJ. Gang bangers, crime, poverty, rude behavior are just some descriptions that come to mind. Many not all of its citizens adopt the urban ghetto lifestyle much like Newark and other cities such as Detroit, Washington DC, Camden, NJ and Boston to name a few.

Mr. and Mrs. Penny Rich took a vacation to San Juan, Puerto Rico. They described their trip as visting Newark On The Sea. Because, they were mugged, had their rental car jacked and their room burglarized. Mr. Rich states: "If we would have known San Juan was as dangerous as Newark we would have gone to St.Barts. We will tell our country club friends when we get back to Short Hills, NJ. that San Juan is just like Newark, NJ but with palm trees. There was garbage in the streets, thugs in Tommy Hilfigger droopy clothing.

by dropthekidsatthepool June 7, 2011

newark bitch

A female from Newark who claim niggas ain’t shit but be the main fucking around and suck dick and hoing. Then when one of they niggas go to jail she will claim the fuck out him even tho she been cheating the whole time. But claim she not a hoe

Yo y’all see that Newark bitch over there.

by Kidtrance December 24, 2019

Newark'd

A term used to describe someone who has inflicted serious harm upon them-self through clumsiness and stupidity.

Laura was day dream when she tripped off the curb and Newark'd her face into the floor.

by L fido July 31, 2013

Newark valley

Newark valley, or nerk valley is one of the most redneck towns around, we love our cousins, and you can probably get away with shooting your neighbors cat because they probably have to many, if you don’t drive a lifted, rusted, early 2,000’s truck you are most likely thought of as “retarded”. Most kids in Nerk valley high school walk around with dip cans in their back pocket and a spit bottle in the other. If you walk into the bathrooms in between periods or even in the middle then there will most likely be 20 kids in there ripping 50 nic. And you’d better take a rip or you’ll be thought of as a snitch and you’ll probably get beat up

Let’s go to Newark valley because I haven’t seen my cousin in awhile and I wanna show her how much I missed her 😉

by Nerk_vallian_69 June 18, 2019