State home to transplanted Massholes, bigoted Vermonsters, and confused Maniacs. The southern part of the state is overrun by college students whose parents won't pay for them to go to UConn. The northern part of the state has a 20:1 snowmobile to human ratio. The state bird is the purple finch and the state flower is the purple lilac, making New Hampshire high on the list of "Places That Are Gay By Default Alone".
Omigod, Mom and Dad told me I had to go up to New Hampshire to like, get my, like, education! Omigod! Aren't there like, no roads there? Like, I don't think I could live without a Starbucks!
by msFortunate March 12, 2007
Teacher: Now let's move on to the topic of --
Student: DEEZ NUTS
Teacher: that was so New Hampshire of you
Student: DEEZ NUTS
Teacher: that was so New Hampshire of you
by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020
by streetisbest July 8, 2003
Used in reference to the 2008 Democratic primary in New Hampshire. In that election voters supposedly lied about who they voted for, and skewed the polls.
by Warren Wordsfore January 21, 2008
New Hampshire is a beautiful and great state. It has beaches, cities, mountains, awesome falls, snow, and spring and the best summer vacations.
Think of the shire from LOTR. It's like that. XD
You can eat strawberries and cream, you can dance with dtrangers, you can play any instrument you want even if you don't know how to play it and get positive reactions...
It's probably one of the nicest, if not THE nicest places to live... :D
Down to earth yet friendly people. Great schools. woot.
It's got the white mountains, the basin, cities, the seashore, rocky beach, rockport, boston nearby, littleton, cheap wine... heh... everything.
Think of the shire from LOTR. It's like that. XD
You can eat strawberries and cream, you can dance with dtrangers, you can play any instrument you want even if you don't know how to play it and get positive reactions...
It's probably one of the nicest, if not THE nicest places to live... :D
Down to earth yet friendly people. Great schools. woot.
It's got the white mountains, the basin, cities, the seashore, rocky beach, rockport, boston nearby, littleton, cheap wine... heh... everything.
Have you been to new hampshire? IT OWNZ!
by Xiao August 16, 2005
1)where its 90 degrees in the day and 10 degrees at night
2)where you measure distance in time
3)you can drive for hours and see nothing but trees
4)when your bored you go skiing
5)where its normal to get snow in april
8)Where you can get fireworks,booze,and grocries all at your corner store
9)where public schools suck
10)where our number 1 export is maple syrup
11)we hate massholes
12)in a town of 25,000 there are 89 black people
13)where everyone thinks they're black
2)where you measure distance in time
3)you can drive for hours and see nothing but trees
4)when your bored you go skiing
5)where its normal to get snow in april
8)Where you can get fireworks,booze,and grocries all at your corner store
9)where public schools suck
10)where our number 1 export is maple syrup
11)we hate massholes
12)in a town of 25,000 there are 89 black people
13)where everyone thinks they're black
by wrestling March 15, 2007
One of the last free states. one of the few places where you can still shoot an intruder in your home in the face and still walk away the victim. Because you are. Although, the Patriot Act has really changed that. We aim to get that shit repealed real soon, though. One of the few places in the country where you won't get swarmed by police if you walk down the street with a DEagle strapped to your hip (assuming you have the proper permits). One of the few places in the country where you can still carry concealed.
There are a lot of hillbillies when you get into cow country. But they're the ones with small arsenals in their basements, so they rock. Can't' do that shit in many places anymore. Our beaches might not be spectacular, but we have some of the best skiing next to Colorado. We might be slow drivers, but we're some of the best because most of us don't have insurance. If you get hit and run in NH, don't take it personally. The person who did it just doesn't feel you're worth an insurance surcharge. That's another thing: lowest insurance rates in the country. You know why? Voted one of the best places to live in America. Speaking of driving, our plates are awesome. Live free or die. It doesn't get much better than that.
There are some states on the east coast that are well developed, yes, with a decent municipal and social structure. Some of them are two words, the second of which may start with 'J'. Like any thriving metropolis, the cities are filled with douchebag cops that drive smartcars so they can't compensate for their small man syndrome with a V8 Crown Vic (NH still rocks the Vic). We do, of course, have more than our fair share of douchebags. Most, while obnoxious, will actually listen when you say, "I don't consent to a search" or "I'm observing". They know the law and they know their boundaries. If we're better than anyone, we don't go around broadcasting it.
We have more wilderness than we know what to do with. In fact, we have so much, some is still unincorporated. Meaning, not recognized by the state. That's what I like to call a "1984 contingency". And it looks like we're gonna need it.
The fact of the matter is, every state has it's flaws. New York has its water. Massachusetts has its taxes, Jersey has its people. The only flaw in New Hampshire is all the republicans, which is okay, because they're not the stupid hypocrite republicans. They're the ones that keep their guns loaded and their mouths shut.
There are a lot of hillbillies when you get into cow country. But they're the ones with small arsenals in their basements, so they rock. Can't' do that shit in many places anymore. Our beaches might not be spectacular, but we have some of the best skiing next to Colorado. We might be slow drivers, but we're some of the best because most of us don't have insurance. If you get hit and run in NH, don't take it personally. The person who did it just doesn't feel you're worth an insurance surcharge. That's another thing: lowest insurance rates in the country. You know why? Voted one of the best places to live in America. Speaking of driving, our plates are awesome. Live free or die. It doesn't get much better than that.
There are some states on the east coast that are well developed, yes, with a decent municipal and social structure. Some of them are two words, the second of which may start with 'J'. Like any thriving metropolis, the cities are filled with douchebag cops that drive smartcars so they can't compensate for their small man syndrome with a V8 Crown Vic (NH still rocks the Vic). We do, of course, have more than our fair share of douchebags. Most, while obnoxious, will actually listen when you say, "I don't consent to a search" or "I'm observing". They know the law and they know their boundaries. If we're better than anyone, we don't go around broadcasting it.
We have more wilderness than we know what to do with. In fact, we have so much, some is still unincorporated. Meaning, not recognized by the state. That's what I like to call a "1984 contingency". And it looks like we're gonna need it.
The fact of the matter is, every state has it's flaws. New York has its water. Massachusetts has its taxes, Jersey has its people. The only flaw in New Hampshire is all the republicans, which is okay, because they're not the stupid hypocrite republicans. They're the ones that keep their guns loaded and their mouths shut.
New Hamphire Victim: Hello? Police? I just shot an intruder in my home.
Dispatch: Where do you live, sir?
New Hampshire Victim: 21 Broo - *BANG*
Cop: ...you just shot him again, didn't you?
New Hampshire Victim: He moved.
Dispatch: Where do you live, sir?
New Hampshire Victim: 21 Broo - *BANG*
Cop: ...you just shot him again, didn't you?
New Hampshire Victim: He moved.
by NRA Forever December 26, 2008