Netiphobia

The fear of nasal irrigation, as practiced by jamming a diminutive watering can into one nostril, and angling the head to promote the flow of solution out of the fellow nostril. Blech.

Because I suffer from netiphobia, I will never again look at a teapot or watering can with affection.

Armed with the knowledge of my netiphobia, the villain tortured me with youtube videos of people using their neti pots.

by Sharks V. Neti March 10, 2009

netizen

This word is a variant on citizen. A person who interacts with others on the internet. In effect, anyone who uses the internet becomes a netizen.

As netizens, we have a responsibility to ensure that social customs are adhered to.

by Wylie February 3, 2003

Lush Nesting

When a girl or woman, typically intoxicated, strategically stores her things in a man's room during a party or get-together with intentions of coercing him into letting her stay the night. This strategy should not be confused with the idea of a girl simply placing her belongings in the said gentleman's room to be picked up later. She purposefully places her things in niches of the room that portray her "belonging" in that environment, and may include hiding certain items so that she and the said gentleman can look for that item together, initiating a pseudo-bonding experience that may allow her more time to convince him into making decisions he will likely regret in the morning. Accompanying this act may include leaving an item in the room after departing in the morning or early afternoon, such as a key or cell phone, forcing the man to let the woman back into his quarters. She usually does this in desperation of initiating some sort of long term relationship now that she has her "foot in the door" so to speak.

Lush Nesting

Joe: Amanda was knocking on Bill's door until 5 AM last night again. She Lush Nested the place earlier last night so she would have an excuse to get on him.

Phil: Again?

Joe: Yeah, and of course, it worked like it always does. I heard them banging until 7. God, I can't wait to give him shit when he wakes up.

Phil: ......Maybe we should take it easy on him.

Joe: Why the hell would we do that?

Phil: Because Jesse did that to me last night, and she is still in my room.

Joe:....simply amazing.

by College of Woo Community January 25, 2009

Netting Fools

Deceiving large groups of people. Conning for a living. A con artist going fishing for suckers.

For a good many years 'Slick Rick' succeeded in netting fools, till one day he netted the wise, costing him dearly.

by Famties September 4, 2008

Netbiguity

what happens when you cannot hear inflection on the internet. usually results in confusion, lame puns, or lost sarcasm.

1: fucking andy samberg
2: would be pleasurable in more ways than one.
1: NO, not the VERB fucking... it's an adjective!
2: see what i did there? NETBIGUITY
1: ya i c wat u did thar. best biguity ever.

by my real name is Edward September 27, 2010

Netionalism

(Inter)netionalism is the belief of a group of people, bound by culture, believe, hobbies or interests need their own website.

Similar to nationalism

Furaffinity was created due to furry netionalism, as was ponychan to bronies, JewishVirtualLibrary to Jews etc etc

by StevenZ August 19, 2012

Neti

a sexy nigga

neti is such a sexy nigga

by Franciii February 3, 2021