Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.
by nwelshans July 5, 2006
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When "James" is with "Zoe" they have stupid baby names for eachother such as "Bubsy"... NESTER LAD.
He was always having to talk to her even if he just left her... Nester LAD.
Arguments would be had over the girlfriend "Zoe" not being happy with the LAD "James" when he wanted to go out with the LADS... NESTER LAD
As you can see from examples..He (James) was deep into the nest.
When "James" is with "Zoe" they have stupid baby names for eachother such as "Bubsy"... NESTER LAD.
He was always having to talk to her even if he just left her... Nester LAD.
Arguments would be had over the girlfriend "Zoe" not being happy with the LAD "James" when he wanted to go out with the LADS... NESTER LAD
As you can see from examples..He (James) was deep into the nest.
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by raz master August 25, 2006
Get the jason newstead mug.Originates from the dreaded orpington in the providence of chavland aka Bromers aka Bromley. Newstead girls wear green uniforms. (short skirts and baggy jumpers to hide their teenage pregnancies)Known also as "Grammer School Girls," they come in two extremes, geekishly stupid, or whorishly smart.
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the years of 8 to hold "blow jobs parties"
year 10: going down to the pub every friday
year12: sleeping with every grunger who goes to mean fiddler
year 13: getting high at orpington train station tunnel and hanging out by the station entrance.
Often seen from:
the years of 8 to hold "blow jobs parties"
year 10: going down to the pub every friday
year12: sleeping with every grunger who goes to mean fiddler
year 13: getting high at orpington train station tunnel and hanging out by the station entrance.
DARRICK WOOD CHAV: Ere look at tht bogey (newstead girl)
NEWSTEAD WOOD GEEK: Im going to tell my mother on you i am, i know long words i do like "computer", ill hit you with my oversized stchel
DARRICK WOOD CHAV: Ere blads! them bags is lethal...RUN!!!
From the class of 2005.
NEWSTEAD WOOD GEEK: Im going to tell my mother on you i am, i know long words i do like "computer", ill hit you with my oversized stchel
DARRICK WOOD CHAV: Ere blads! them bags is lethal...RUN!!!
From the class of 2005.
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by thedinkleberry November 30, 2017
Get the nestel mug.1. When the head of the pecker protrudes into the shaft creating a image like a turtles head hiding in its shell.
“As the winter began in pecker town, all the men started to feel a strange sensation. Owen asked why his weiner appeared to look like a turtle hiding in his shell. Vagman, (the man with the 12 inch shlong) Shouted, Hahahaha you have a nice nested turtle going.”
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