nestel

a last name for a person who's ancestors made string

jeffery nestel

nestel by thedinkleberry November 30, 2017

Taking A Nesselrodt 

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

Taking A Nesselrodt by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

empty nester 

A parent whose children have grown up and left home.

Your daughter's come of age, eh? Well, you'll be an empty nester soon!

empty nester by wmem May 9, 2006

Nestle 

An evil company that believes water is not a human right.

Nestle should be raided as a test run before area 51

Nestle by Random F. F. Dent July 15, 2019

Nestea and the Double C 

Nestea- An iced tea beverage enjoyed by all.

Double C- Street name for Colonial Club brand vodka, which can be purchased at various super markets for under $7.00 per gallon.

Upon combining these two seemingly normal beverages, a scrumptious elixir of life is born, bringing joy to cheap teenagers across the nation.

Slick was goin' hyphy on Nestea and the Double C last night; he ghost rode his whip while bending the block!

Nestea and the Double C by Mike Okslong May 14, 2008

Neshell 

She is bad and good. She is talented and bougie

She is a Neshell

Neshell by Bad and bougie💜 January 8, 2017

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Ruud Van Nistlerooy is one of the greatest natural goalscorers of all time. What he lacks in pace he makes up with his accuracy and positioning, and for every stunning goal he doesn't score there are about five close range toe pokes or on a penny turns and deadly finishes he does. Famed for never scoring a competative goal for manchester united outside of the box, the old trafford masses still chant a war like 'Ruud...Ruud' anytime he aproaches. Quantity over quality any day, Ruud Van Nistelrooy and his miraculous talent for putting the ball into the back of the net is fast becoming fable.

Ruud Van Nistelrooy : A poacher of goals

Ruud Van Nistelrooy by the godf4ther September 28, 2005