I woke up this morning and saw my wifes open mouth and figured I'd start my morning with a good dip netting.
by Caresters October 3, 2008
Get the Dip Netting mug.When you find yourself spending the majority of your time in the place where you most often spend time with the person you like, it may also be the place where you last spent time with them, or the place where they typically spend most of their own time (with or without you).
Actually an animal-esque instinct, where an individual will come to expect their infatuation to show up there, often at a particular time, and so will hang around there without really thinking much of it.
For people, when that person shows up, a variety of things may occur that may not exceed anything beyond flirting.
In animals, crush nests are places for sharing food (mostly if they're carniverous), mating rituals, or mating itself. Animals who become mates often make their homes near their crush nest.
Actually an animal-esque instinct, where an individual will come to expect their infatuation to show up there, often at a particular time, and so will hang around there without really thinking much of it.
For people, when that person shows up, a variety of things may occur that may not exceed anything beyond flirting.
In animals, crush nests are places for sharing food (mostly if they're carniverous), mating rituals, or mating itself. Animals who become mates often make their homes near their crush nest.
1. A wife waiting for her husband in the living room on his favourite chair, knowing that he will eventually come to sit on it.
2. A male fox in heat recalling a place where he'd earlier seen a vixen. He will head to that place, calling out for the vixen, and that place of "meeting" will be their crush nesting area and future home.
2. A male fox in heat recalling a place where he'd earlier seen a vixen. He will head to that place, calling out for the vixen, and that place of "meeting" will be their crush nesting area and future home.
by Freez-E June 30, 2009
Get the crush nesting mug.The art of finding and hooking up with damaged girls, tissue princesses, girls with self-esteem issues, etc., because they're easy.
Joe: Man! How does Tommy keep hooking up with all these girls?
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!
by artofthepickup May 4, 2011
Get the Tissue-netting mug.My asshole is feeling rather barren at the moment; could you perhaps indulge me with a quick mud nesting, good Sir?
by thermyte July 29, 2017
Get the mud nesting mug.Finger banging your girl’s wet pussy so much during hours of watching Netflix that she prunes up the skin on your finger(s).
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Get the Netfinger mug.The act of covering a toilet seat in toilet paper to avoid contamination from urine and tiny shit particles on the seat.
by Dave February 3, 2004
Get the nesting mug.ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.
by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006
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