"omfg, you dirty NecroArachnaPedopheliacPhagist, you violated and then devoured that innocent, defenceless infant arachnid"
by Friend of the Jarpi September 8, 2009
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- 1 Man Purse
- Their Mum
- wearing a brony costume
If you encounter a neckbeard at a furry convention consider yourself lucky, you haven't seen the true wrath of a neckbeard.
- 1 Man Purse
- Their Mum
- wearing a brony costume
If you encounter a neckbeard at a furry convention consider yourself lucky, you haven't seen the true wrath of a neckbeard.
by rotten air October 23, 2020
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THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART 2: After she learned the news of his slaying, she felt too guilty not to tell Neckbeard Hitler, so she informed him of the terrible news. He, for only the third time in his life, felt empathy for a human being (the first time being when some feminist he pays half his centrelink money too explained to him the oppression of when a man accidentally rubbed up against her on a busy city train, and the second was when his body pillow ripped, which technically doesn't count as a human, but if you say that to Neckbeard Hitler, you'll be lucky to escape alive). He tried to hang himself, because he was going through that 14 year old edgelord phase, but there was no rope that would fit around his already scabbily bearded neck and 10 chins. Being the genius that he is, he attempted it anyway to no success. But then Neckbeard Hitler had a thought. One that would change the path of the collective human history forever. He decided to start rapping. He was going to become a rapper to absolutely obliterate his father's killer. He found Yung Nonce online on /b/ and decided to battle him in a war of words, a war from which Yung Nonce would never recover.
Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by? Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'
by captain stiffy February 5, 2019
Get the Neckbeard Hitler mug.The term 'neckbeard' goes beyond any gender. You may see the average female neckbeard with scraggly long hair to her butt. The hair will be dull and dead from never bathing it, or from frequently dying it. She will have greesy, 2 month overdue roots. She doesn't wear makeup and has a superiority complex about it. Cheap corsets, anime t-shirts, batman merch, and outdated jeans that drag on the ground. Probably has an infected looking eyebrow or lip piercing. Wants a guy who looks like Benedict Cumberbatch or Tom Hiddleston but complains that men are so shallow and only like those fake pretty girls; why can't they just see her for her personality. Social Justice Warrior. Usually wears the stupid jackie-cadet hats that everyone hates from 2002.
Laughes at jokes that only 4th graders would like.
Laughes at jokes that only 4th graders would like.
"God, is there a word for a female neckbeard? Because thats what Brittany is."
"I know, she smells like cheese and low tide. I wish she would bathe."
"I know, she smells like cheese and low tide. I wish she would bathe."
by Kaylathewathful January 4, 2017
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by G. Latinous June 12, 2008
Get the Necronegronomicon mug.1) a beard that has been allowed to grow down onto a portion of the neck, hence the phrase 'neckbeard'
2) a creepy/pedophillic excuse of a man with a neckbeard (see above). Is stereo-typically attracted to underage anime/hentai girls, and will fall head first into love at the sight of a single 'uwu'. It is advised that you stay as far away as possible or they might hit you over the head with a katana /j. You can identify one by their love of the phrase "M'lady," and the shitty fedora that seems to be permanently attached to their head. Usually overweight but you never know these days.
2) a creepy/pedophillic excuse of a man with a neckbeard (see above). Is stereo-typically attracted to underage anime/hentai girls, and will fall head first into love at the sight of a single 'uwu'. It is advised that you stay as far away as possible or they might hit you over the head with a katana /j. You can identify one by their love of the phrase "M'lady," and the shitty fedora that seems to be permanently attached to their head. Usually overweight but you never know these days.
by queerbastard July 11, 2021
Get the neckbeard mug.A continuation of No Shave November and Don't Shave December. At this point, shaving one's mustache is allowed, as this is Jaunty "neckbeard" January. Failure to complete the No Shave November or Don't Shave December challenges due to the shaving of one's mustache does not disqualify a challenger for this event.
Steve: "Mike, you should really shave your neckbeard man. It's starting to look gross and I think there are some birds living in there."
Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."
Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"
Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."
Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"
by gangly razor November 30, 2011
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