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Neapolitan Sandwich

A white male, asian male and black male all having sexual intercourse.
"Oh Kacper that neapolitan sandwich was great last night!"
"Indeed it was Sonny."
by Mystix35 August 15, 2019
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Neapolitan pussy

When a girl shave half of her pussy bald and Lefte 1/2 with hair the hairy part is chocolate the shaved part is vanilla and the inside of pink hence neopolitan pussy
Her pussy had three varieties of texture chocolate vanilla strawberry Neapolitan Pussy shaving is the best.
by Jeremy Is Lame April 10, 2020
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Neapolitan ice cream

A white woman with dyed red hair who's carpet doesn't match her drapes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Example 1-

Guy: so, does the carpet match the drapes?
Girl: no?
Guy: nice, like Neapolitan ice cream *points and winks*

Example 2-
Guy 1 : I banged this redhead last night but her bush was brown, I call that shit neapolitan ice cream.
Guy 2: damn bro, that's clever
by EvilGelatine03 October 27, 2022
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Neapolitan Hurricane

A Neapolitan Hurricane is the act of shitting, bleeding and cumming in a bowl, mixing the ingredients, consuming the mixture then vomiting it onto another person.
I had to take a shower after the raging Neapolitan Hurricane your mom gave me.
by JizzforDinDin September 23, 2010
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Neapolitan Surprise

The act of discovering that during intercourse with a woman, your penis has been shit upon, and that said girl is also on her period; as well the discovering is marked by examination directly after your climax during vaginal sex.
Thus creating an instance of bloody shit covered cum dick, much like that of a neapolitan ice cream bar.
"Last night I had a surprise with the girl I took home..."- Unlucky Man 1

"What sort of surprise, dear friend?"- Dear Friend

"A Neapolitan Surprise"- Unlucky Man 1

*Vomits*-Dear Friend
by Not sure why I thought of this January 20, 2010
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Neapolitan Ice Cream

When you ejaculate, cough up blood and shit at the same time
Guy 1: bro I just had some Neapolitan ice cream

Guy 2: gross
by kill m3 June 26, 2019
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Neapolitan Deal

A cuckoldry act in heterosexual relationships in which the female partner dominates a third party male, who is simultaneously dominating the male partner, forming a triple decker sexual act much like Neapolitan ice cream.
"My wife and I have a Neapolitan Deal with our neighbor, Todd."
by sinthia April 20, 2019
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