by Jsiskahissis October 15, 2020
Get the Napoleon Cheems mug.Napoleon Bonaparte. The greatest military leader of all times. A hardworking, intelligent, charismatic, loved, feared, envied and never stopping, never sleeping, simple man who became emperor of France in the early 19th century.
Building the strongest army of all times, invaded Russia in a desperate attempt to aquire envious and lying Tsar Alexander's respect as a legitimate european Emperor, but failed despite his brilliant military understanding of battle winning and despite the fact that he suceeded in occupying Moscow and all the other cities he had reached, that had simply been evacuated or made useless by the russians, always trying to avoid battles (the russians winning the war by avoiding battle, one might say).
600000 french experienced, valuable soldiers, polish and other french-allied men, freezed, starved, marched and fought to death in an all-swallowing russian winter. But Napoleon, always among his soldiers, and drinking form their same cups and marching through the same mud (at least for a couple of meters), was still regarded as a great charismatic, and nearly mythical, living legend-like leader, worthy to die for and to fight for, even after the russian desaster.
The English Alliance (austria, russia, hannover, prussia) chased Napoleon from power through diplomatic skills, a strong army menacing to invade Paris, fuelling inner french oppositions, and favored by frances general weariness and tiredness of Napoleons restlessness and neverending wars and battles, as victorious they might be.
Napoleon was too much of a great caliber for them. He would definitely be too much of a demanding leader for us, today, because we're all psychology-reading and emotional-values-loving pussies.
May he be an example to all. May he rest in peace in the realm of glory.
Building the strongest army of all times, invaded Russia in a desperate attempt to aquire envious and lying Tsar Alexander's respect as a legitimate european Emperor, but failed despite his brilliant military understanding of battle winning and despite the fact that he suceeded in occupying Moscow and all the other cities he had reached, that had simply been evacuated or made useless by the russians, always trying to avoid battles (the russians winning the war by avoiding battle, one might say).
600000 french experienced, valuable soldiers, polish and other french-allied men, freezed, starved, marched and fought to death in an all-swallowing russian winter. But Napoleon, always among his soldiers, and drinking form their same cups and marching through the same mud (at least for a couple of meters), was still regarded as a great charismatic, and nearly mythical, living legend-like leader, worthy to die for and to fight for, even after the russian desaster.
The English Alliance (austria, russia, hannover, prussia) chased Napoleon from power through diplomatic skills, a strong army menacing to invade Paris, fuelling inner french oppositions, and favored by frances general weariness and tiredness of Napoleons restlessness and neverending wars and battles, as victorious they might be.
Napoleon was too much of a great caliber for them. He would definitely be too much of a demanding leader for us, today, because we're all psychology-reading and emotional-values-loving pussies.
May he be an example to all. May he rest in peace in the realm of glory.
by sebsone September 13, 2007
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Uncontrollably falling into 10-20 minute sleeping spells at inappropriate times. Other symptoms include "the head bob", that can be seen as a student fights an on coming Napolepsy spell, and illegible or missing notes. Most often caused by monotonous drab professors and warm lecture halls.
"Dude bro Chad, can I get the notes from you later."
"Nah, sorry man, I had a hardcore Napolepsy attack."
"I caught a serious case of Napolepsy in ME107 with Lambropoulos this semester."
"Nah, sorry man, I had a hardcore Napolepsy attack."
"I caught a serious case of Napolepsy in ME107 with Lambropoulos this semester."
by Cr4zyCr4ck3r May 4, 2010
Get the Napolepsy mug.A bite-sized nap, often taken on lunch hours or before a night out. These are particularly restorative if enjoyed to combat a violent hangover.
Josh: "Dude, I'm so fucking exhausted after last night!"
Ben: "I saw you leaving the club with Jenny and Beth at like 4 o'clock."
Josh: "I got them home for an Alabama Double Dog, didn't get to sleep until 6!"
Ben: "Whoa, sounds like it's time for a cheeky Nappleton."
Ben: "I saw you leaving the club with Jenny and Beth at like 4 o'clock."
Josh: "I got them home for an Alabama Double Dog, didn't get to sleep until 6!"
Ben: "Whoa, sounds like it's time for a cheeky Nappleton."
by J Montrachet April 9, 2011
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Get the Napoleonismo mug.some movie that poeple either love or hate straight out normally not really liking it or hating it at the same time, also its funny because the guy is completely serious
Napolean Dynamite: this your bike?
Pedro: yeah
Napolean Dynamite: u take it on sweet jumps?
(Napolean tries to take it on a sweet jump but utterly fails... POWNED!!!)
Pedro: yeah
Napolean Dynamite: u take it on sweet jumps?
(Napolean tries to take it on a sweet jump but utterly fails... POWNED!!!)
by transplants rock!! March 2, 2008
Get the napolean dynamite mug.a movie that was actually good before all of the trend following whiney teens and pre-teens started misquoting it. even though they said it sucked when it came out in theaters, they still seem to have the need to watch it 4 billion times and STILL misquote it every 5 minutes. this movie also fell prey to hot topic even though it doesnt really keep in with their emo loserness theme.
person 1: yea i saw napolean dynamite, it was pretty good
person 2: OMG i LUVVVV that freakin movie lolololol GOSH!!
person 1: if you ever do that again, i will bitchslap you
person 2: OMG lololol CHAPSTICK MY LIPS HURT REAL BAD!!!
person one: {slap} thats not even the right line, you fucking loser!
person 2: OMG i LUVVVV that freakin movie lolololol GOSH!!
person 1: if you ever do that again, i will bitchslap you
person 2: OMG lololol CHAPSTICK MY LIPS HURT REAL BAD!!!
person one: {slap} thats not even the right line, you fucking loser!
by steve88 February 18, 2005
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