nutella

a substance that you rub on the scrotum to increase taste of balls when sucked by the bitch of your choosing

Hugh Heffner nutellas his balls each time he gets a new bitch, how else do you think he gets all the 20 year olds?

by quasimodo spiceyweiner August 18, 2011

Nutella

Nutella is gods gift to earth. Made of hobbits and unicorn poop. It is sent from heaven by narwhalws to a magical place called Canada. Where Moose put it in jars and have little fairys ship it out.

"Have you ever tried this nutella stuff?"
"Yeah its pretty magical."

by michaelcliff January 4, 2015

nutella

a never ending game in which, if someone says something about another person, and the other person says NUTELLA, the person has to tell the person what they have said about them. if the person says PEANUT BUTTER before the other says nutella, they do not have to tell the person.

Person 1: 'BOB IS SO HOT!'
Person 2: 'NUTELLA!'
Person 1 to Bob: 'YOU'RE SO HOT- NUTELLA'

by clara12345 June 20, 2011

Nutella

What some New Yorkers call a dark skinned girl.

"Aye man, ole girl over there Nutella!"
"Yeah she kind of dark."

by bananab0111 December 3, 2013

nutella

Good moaning!
Scrambled legs and a cup of me?
some good sleepy head or buttered head?
Cum, lets hide under the blanket for a bit until the wolves are gone.

his nutella all over my pilla

by Krkič November 17, 2020

nutella

Possibly the grossest thing to ever materialize upon the face of the earth. Nutella emerged in 1963, thereon cursing the world with it's disgusting taste, smell and texture.

Nutella looks like shit.

by beccabooboo April 20, 2009

Nutella

Nutella now has a rival sold in Costco called Hazelnut Spread with cocoa. It has a good chance of outbeating it with its simple packaging. Nutella might be a little too sweet now for people.

I wonder if Coscto's new version of Nutella will beat it.

by Happy Christian June 17, 2018