November fifth is national kiss your friend drake day, but say no homocuz we not with that gay shit
Drake: Ay dude ur getting a little close
Zach: shut up man it’s November 5th
Drake: Fuck
Zach: *kisses*
Drake: ur fucking ga-
Zach: no homo Drake: fuck
International hook up in spanish day.
It is a spanish tradition that is traveling all over the world.
Everybody is looking for an “amigo” to spend the night with. It is said that who don't end up with someone after talking in spanish will forget how to speak their native language.
Jake: Dude i’ve been practicing my spanish for November 5th.
Carol: Why?
Jake: Because i don't want to forget how to speak english again like last year. It’s hook up in spanish day! Didn’t you know that, “amiga”?
Carol: Si! Quieres pink taco?