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Noodling 

The act of throwing wet noodles or spaghetti in public, especially towards or onto moving vehicles.

For fun or to spread sweet anarchy and intefere with the bourgeoise pigs.

(Doing this may cause traffic incidents which will lead to legal repercussions)
My girlfriend: Yeah i got super high with my friends last night, they were so fucked they went noodling.
Noodling by AubreyJams October 19, 2017

Noodling 

The act of slinging or placing wet spaghetti or noodles over parked cars as a prank.
This may be considered vandalism by local authorities, I am not responsible for you being a dumbass and noodling everywhere and getting arrested.
"Yeah dude me and my friends got super high and went noodling last night, made it onto local news."
Noodling by AubreyJams October 19, 2017

Noodling 

The act of wiggling in bed a warm bed like a noodle.
John was not ready for school because he was too busy noodling in bed.
Noodling by Crazykoala May 30, 2018

Noodling 

The sexual act of sticking something from your body in a whore that may or may not smell fishy
Man I was down at the mud bog and Courtney was looking good so I went noodling.
Noodling by Mark fuck a berg March 24, 2019

Noodling 

The sexual act of sticking a body part in a nasty slut that may or may not smell fishy.
Hey last week at the mud bog I went noodling with Courtney and now my dick smells funky.
Noodling by Mark fuck a berg March 24, 2019

Noodling 

When you done to much meth an have no control of how your arms legs head an body move
Alex:Why cant I go to Wal-Mart?

DuhDuh: cause your actin weird.

Alex: what am I doing.

Bro you been noodling all day.
Noodling by Dixie nomous October 2, 2019