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Refers to any of da assorted sleepily-verbalized requests of, "Could I very-gently put my arm/hand/leg/foot across/over/under/against yours and/or So-and-So's some other body part?" or "Could you temporarily move/lift your some in-da-way body-part of yer own so dat I can put/place/drape/rest my arm/hand/leg/foot on/over/underneath So-and-So's whatever "luscious" body-part of da drowsy-'n'-delectable female dat da requester wants to savoringly touch/cup/caress/knead at dat particular time?" dat two "kind-'n'-cuddly" guys periodically ask each other while simultaneously snuggling (probably wif all three of dem naked and toastily skin-to-skin, of course) on either side of a mutually-adored hot chick in da same bed; these dreamy bodily-rearrangements allow both nice fellows to attain maximum sensory enjoyment during said snooze-session wif said warm velvety-fleshed damsel.
Curvy ample-chested chick: I always love how Brandon and Kyle engage in lengthy half-awake extremities-position negotiations whenever we share an extended cuddle-nap after taking a relaxing hot shower together --- they always end up wif contentedly-limp-and-thoroughly-spent lulus and droopy exhaustedly-dangling nut-sacks from both repeatedly draining themselves inside of me and having hours-long erections from beamingly pleasuring their thirsting hands and lips all over my bare flesh, and wif their arms and legs fully wrapped around me in total-skin-to-skin bliss!
by QuacksO January 22, 2026
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Negotiating

No. I'm not. I'm telling you the future. I'm like the world's most famous seer! I was right about Trump losing the 2020 election due to the lockdowns. I told you not to do it and you didn't listen. And I can see here that there are 2 possible futures. One where those things I said were going to happen... Happen... And another one where something terrible happens! And the only way to avoid this is to bring the first prediction to fruition! OoOoOoOoOoOo!
Hym "Negotiating implies I'm trying to convince you of something. I'm not. I'M A SEER WHO CAN SEEEEE THE FUUUTUUUURE! And what you're done is dive head first into the bad future. I can't aim to convince you of anything because I know that you are basically retarded. Can one convince a dog to stop eating it's own shit? Can one convince a retard to stop cooling on themselves? It would be folly to even try. So I'm not."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2025
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Negotiating

Negotiating - aka. "vigorously deep throating Putin while wearing a dog collar"
"Just completed my two hour call negotiating with President Vladimir Putin of Russia. I believe it went very well."
by Vladimir Futon July 24, 2025
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nogotiating

The verb form of nogotiation, the art of blatantly undermining negotiations while claiming to support them with the goal of not reaching an agreement. A favorite tool of old and disconnected politicians that think it's their way or no way.
Nogotiations successfully got us into war with Iraq, where we found tons of weapons of mass destruction.

The nogotiators in Iran are going to make sure the United States is always at war.

Nogotiating in all of my relationships is how I make sure they work for me.
by ciciserendipity June 18, 2014
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Negotiator

Slang; used to joke at the Extremely offensive, derogatory word "nigger"
Yokel: Wassup my negotiator!!! when play Roblox and take crack? Nigerian prince: What the hell did you just call me yeh id10t smooth brain wench?
by BLACKERdanSpaceBOI March 28, 2022
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Begotiation

The conversation you have trying to get the most you can when begging for something from someone (i.e. begging for money from your parents)
I managed to cover my car payment after my begotiation with my mom.
by Gozier March 1, 2026
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Niche Negotiator

This refers to the one who is chosen to allocate a level of nicheness to various concepts
Person 1: Bro i just got my reel approved by the niche negotiator !
Person 2: Damn thats so cool ur offically niche now.
by Niche_Negotiator February 10, 2026
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