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Fart Musician

This is a rare bunch of regular farters that have the ability to not only fart on demand, but also to use the fart as a musical instrument....controlling the tone and intensity of farts that can often last for 2o seconds or more at expert level.

The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.
Venue: the putting green at a nice golf course with friends.

The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.

The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.
by doppelganger74 September 29, 2012
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MusicPancakes

MusicPancakes is a thot
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meat whistle musician

One who loves to suck the male reproductive organ, as if it were a musical instrument.
"Hey, look at that douche. What a meat whistle musician."

"I bet that chick would make a mighty fine meat whistle musician."
by AquaX December 24, 2007
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magicians hanky

Term Used For Releasing a Never Ending Shit. Much Like The Magicians Hankey When Pulled Out Of His Sleeve
Oh Dear, Sorry i was so long in there....magicians hanky! I was on the beer all night!
by Johno January 15, 2004
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Mugician

a magician that sings
he's a wonderful mugician.
by Bob's Wife August 29, 2007
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MusicianForums

Musician Forums is a hatefilled lovefist of pain and emotion. Their is anger towards "nOObs" like no other forum in the world. Children have killed themselves after experiencing the "nOOb" syndrome associated with MX. Please use with caution.
Hey dude you wanna get on MX tonight?
Nah, I'd rather slit my wrist...
by Zakath December 3, 2004
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musicianforums

:1Ol: :l0l;


A place of which "musicians" gather to not talk about music...
Musicianforums was the shit until about halfway through '04...
by markhendrix March 23, 2005
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