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Mushroomed

When a dude slaps his dick in a chics face and leaves a mushroom imprint.
Bill mushroomed that bitch good.
by Terri March 2, 2004
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Mushroom Head

Anyone who works in a car park, who often has a bowl cut past the age of 7.
Hey, that Paulie in the car park is such a fucking mushroom head
by cecil501 June 7, 2007
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Mushroom Head

The phenomenon of permanent physical trasformation of the human body, particularily the brain, induced by excessive ingestion of mushrooms containing psilocybin or psilocin

(ie. 'Magic Mushrooms")

Symtoms include

- Poor social skills

- Shady appearance

- Extreme excellence in one single form of creative art

- Rarely seen without headphones on

- Pale skin

- Absence of 'Iris' in eyes

- Has the mind of a genius, but keeps to themselves about EVERYTHING
Bro 1: Hey dude, I think Jimbo turned into a real Mushroom Head after that spring break mushroom party.

Bro 2: No dude, Jimbo's been chompin shrooms since grade two. It seems to me that his last serving sealed the deal, becoming a Mushroom Head is a very gradual process.
by Tsetorp September 30, 2008
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Mushroom Head

A great band who has a mix of metal and classic rock vocals from two different singers. Many compare them to Slipknot, although; they came before slipknot.
by Cody January 3, 2005
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Mr. Mushroom Head

"I wanna suck your Mr. Mushroom Head!"
"Oh go right ahead, sexy"
by hahahhahahahahaha August 6, 2009
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curly mushroom head

when that lesbian bitch in the front of your class room has hair that looks like a retarded mushroom with a curly top.
Damn liam look at that bitch with the curly mushroom head.
by wetcock69 May 28, 2016
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mushroom head

Referring to one who likes to whack it (spank the monkey, beat the meat, choke the chicken,...Jack off) by only using the ends of his fingers and rubbing on the the actual head from a vertical position...
Only one name comes to mind when i say mushroom head... Josh


... you sick bastard
by BetterthanEzra January 15, 2004
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