MUSE

The best band in the world, and they are british :) Very good live aswell!

Tom: I saw muse last nite
Dick: Arnt they the best band in the world?
Harry: Arnt they the best live band 2?
Tom: YES YES YES!!!! MUSE ARE THE BEST!!11!!ONE!!!11111111111

by A zeks muse fan February 17, 2005

musestep

1. The fusion of dubstep and the band Muse; most prevalent in the 2nd Law album, which features some heavy bass influences.

2. Matthew Bellamy's vocals and a number of less-well known, Muse-exclusive sounds including eclectic percussion rhythms, slap bass, and keytar...produce this unique sound often confused with actual mainstream "Dubstep".

3. A noun used to represent the unique sounds created by one band only: Muse.

Until I came to my senses and realized they had created a whole new genre of music called musestep, I just thought they were playing old mainstream dub.

by Muse Goddess March 31, 2013

Museum Hands

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.

I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.

by Director October 23, 2014

facebook museum

When a person is in a country that has blocked facebook (such as Vietnam, China etc) can access facebook via a proxy server, but can only view people's pages and is unable to post on walls, update their status or interact in any other way.

"Hey man how come you went MIA on facebook for 2 weeks??"
"I had to go to China on business, was relegated to the facebook museum."

by Tudou May 20, 2010

mokey muse

Sr Pelo's creation on youtube for his series mokey and friends

He has the catchphrase OH BOI

mokey muse:OH BOI IS CHRIMAH

by novamus October 5, 2017

museum feet

Numbness and pain in the feet caused by long periods of standing and slow walking in a museum. A symptom of Museum Leg Syndrome, and very similar to mall feet. The condition is exacerbated when the facility is lacking in benches.

"After four hours in the museum, we each had to take off our shoes and rub our feet. We definitely had museum feet."

by yes juanito yes September 14, 2014

MUSE

Quite simply, this three person band from Great Britain produces the best music im sure I will ever hear. Hearing "Thoughts of a Dying Athiest" makes me want to touch myself.
If you like Muse, give yourself a high five!
If you have never heard Muse, go to www.muse.mu where you can hear their music.
If you don't like Muse, then you can go fuck off and die, because you are, no doubt, an ignorant bastard with less appreciation for good music than N*sync fans.

Quinten: *Gives Jake 5 dollars*
Jake: What is this for?
Quinten: Thanks for telling me to listen to Muse. They kick ass!

by JakeSeifert September 5, 2005