murk

1. To kill, maim or totally fuck up some bitch who's givin' u shit
2. To have casual sex in ur m8s house at a party or w/e
3. To beat someone wit yo mind
4. Something that should be done to all chavs with sharp and/or blunt objects.

1. "the thorpe Daleks murked the SHIT outta the Hadleigh Daleks, homes"
2. "Mark totally fucked the shit outta that bitch, playa"
3. "yo dawg, yo' face be trippin', trust me dawg it's yo bitch i'll be missin'"
4. (engl.) "the chavs got murked in the face with baseball bats."

by Daaaaaaaaaaaave August 10, 2007

Murk

Abbreviated version of murder kill.

Call me a bitch again and I'll murk your ass.

by Big Steve Lams August 31, 2017

murk

Misspelled. See merc, short for "mercenary." Merc means to leave or to kill.

"I killed that guy in the swamp."
"You mean you merced him in the murk?"
"Yeah."

by inkdrinker April 22, 2005

murk

to kill or badly beat up someone or to kill a suituation or a joke.

1)"I'm gonna murk you"
2)Person1: "Wouldn't it be funny if she came in with a taser"
Person 2:"It would be funny if she came in dressed in leather"
Person 1:Nah you just murked it!

by lil tazz February 26, 2007

Murk

A word that was introduced in the high limit poker circles in the Chicagoland area by TheActionKid, JERRRY, Playa Plz, and a couple others. "Murkin Em" has become a coined phrase when something good happens or when someone wins a huge hand or pot against someone. To win at poker or sports betting or other form of gambling as well as to beat someone at something.

(After winning a $10,000 pot) I just murked him good!

(After winning a big sports bet) Nice win bro, murkin em!

Let's murk this game and call it a night.

by Action Andrew July 6, 2011

murk

a common misspelling for merc. Short for mercenary. To hurt, murder, destroy, whoop-ass, etc.

On a spelling test, if you spelled merc, "Murk." You'd be flat out wrong, dumbass.

by Jesus W. Christ February 21, 2012

murk

To sneek a quick look at another mans cock when he is asleep. Only a man can murk/merk another man. If the murkee wakes or knows of the murk/merk then it is not a murking. The average man is murked 32 times in his life time.
The act of murking is for the murker to achieve a secret sense of empowerment over the murkee. Used by many through history to gain psychological advantage over ones competitor.

It is well documented that David murked/merked Goliath before their epic battle, only to find that Goliath was not so goliath in all departments. This is the key factor in Davids victory.
Used in everyday life to discribe an act of disgracing someone.
(v) "step back and prepare to be murked"

by Chris Swinburn May 17, 2007