Joseph Mullen

Joseph Mullen also known as Jose is a sex bomb. Sex on legs. I would give my soul to be with Jose as he is the hottest man on earth.

Did u see Joseph Mullen today, looks like a hottie ;)

by secretadmirerily March 24, 2021

Blake Mullen

A dumbass motherfucker who is actually gay and loves grabbing boys ass

That dude is a bigger faggot than blake Mullen

by Blake Mullen April 13, 2022

the revenge mullen

Purposefully throwing up into someone else's pants who as wronged you during the night. See "mullen"

Kirk: Jordan is a dick so I'm gunna pull the revenge mullen on him.

Steve: That dude was so drunk he went off and did a revenge mullen in Ryan's cargos.

by David McFumbungler March 20, 2007

drunk as a mullen

To get extremely drunk and act offensively.

I'm going out to get as drunk as a mullen tonight.

by boomtown2000 June 27, 2021

Waning Mullet

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.

Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.

by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020

Chinese Mullet

When a man thoroughly waxes his chest and stomach but grows his pubic hair to extreme lengths

Girl #1: I hooked up with Terry last night…

Girl #2: How was it?

Girl #1: It was terrible! His chest was so smooth… but it turned out he had a Chinese Mullet. I couldn’t even see his penis through his pubic hair!

by p1@typu5 February 6, 2022

Millennial Plans

Any appointment/meeting/date you commit to with the sole intent of cancelling at last moment

Simran: How was date with Alice last night?
Ronak: She cancelled a day prior; it smells of millennial plans
Jasmine: Yes, there is an undiagnosed pandemic of uncivil people

Simran: Are we studying tonight as planned?
Jasmine: Of course, bruh. I’ll not make millennial plans

by rtalati January 17, 2022