Muffin

A cute girl with small squishy, yet perky muffin like breasts

could refer to a girlfriend or a close girl friend that is used like a cuddle buddy

Nick: this is my muffin
*girl waves*
Nick: i could hug her for DAYZ!!

Caleb: you bragging son of a bitch..>_>

by Nick Stone September 16, 2009

Muffin

It's pretty much a naked cupcake.

Imma eat that muffin, yo!

by Dracia January 7, 2010

Muffin

Tom Sellleck. George Clooney. Brad Pitt. These men are defined as muffins. Muffin is slang for a handsome 20s to 50s man, usually in the movie or tv business.

"Hey Tommy, did you watch Muffin P.I. on teevee last night?"

by Johnny Big March 27, 2005

Muffin

A cupcake without frosting

Mitch: "Why did you make cupcakes? I wanted muffins!"

Tyler: "Just scrape off the frosting and it becomes a muffin."

by Cup O' Jo October 28, 2015

Muffin

The cat that lives upstairs. He is fairly large.

Wow, muffin is a big cat!

by MuffinTheCat October 21, 2017

Muffin

similar to a cupcake(farting and wafting in someones face), a muffin is queefing and wafting in someones face

Last night my girlfriend gave me a muffin while I was sleeping

by Ben Bland June 5, 2023

Muffin

A 69 position with 3 or more people; cuddling position while penetrating. Not to be confused with mooning, spooning or forking. It is not a 69 with two people.

hey baby you wanna muffin

by Xason August 19, 2010