chelsea mudpie

the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.

guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!

by jdwag59 January 2, 2023

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Mudpie

When a guy fucks a girl, after they recently have taken a shit, the dude fucks the receiver to where their dick is covered in profuse amounts of shit, afterwards the dude fucks the receiving girl in her pussy to where she’s squirts out the cum and shit, afterwards the guy eats her out

Yo, I head you gave your girl a mudpie the other day

by Happyfuntime420 June 7, 2018

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Mispillion Mudpie

When you shit in the mouth of someone you do not like and throat punch them so they swallow it.

He thought he was a real bad ass until I hit him with a Mispillion Mudpie.

by pound clown October 30, 2018

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Wizzconsin Mudpie

The delightful act of simultaneously peeing, pooping, and blowing your homemade man juice on a hoe that you slightly dislike.

Tyrant: Bro I can’t wait to go home and slap my bag. I’m so stressed out after this week.

Big Easy: Dude I’m stressed too. I might hit up one of my exes and give her a Wizzconsin Mudpie. I’m gonna make sure to eat Taco Bell and a shit ton of asparagus and garlic so my jack juice and poo poo smell like rotten slut.

Tyrant: Dude if you need assistance I can help you out. We can even go to Dunkin after to celebrate.

Big Easy: Pp

by Stoney69 October 10, 2019

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