All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

Muddle

A muddy puddle

Is that a muddle I see

by anonymous November 22, 2021

muddle

A muddy puddle.

Stop jumping in the muddle you will get wet and muddy.

by bluedrop403 November 27, 2015

Muddle

It was a word in code invented by Vita Sackville West and her husband Harold Nicolson, it means "affair" (mostly with the same sex for that is why it must be coded).

I'm in no muddles right now.
She is not exactly a muddle.

by Queerperson15 July 28, 2021

Muddle Fuck

A person who muddles in another's business behind their back.

You guys are muddle fucks because you did it behind my back; I muddled in the open, everyone knew and now shit ton more people know.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

ass muddle

The act/performance of anal penetration by using ones feet for pleasure or for money. Similar to wine makers smashing grapes with their feet.

Erin: oh fuck my ass with your feet.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?

Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.

by skuldss May 31, 2011

corn muddle

a corn muddle is what all the ain't shit boys at Temple smell like.

Von smells like a corn muddle, he is a fuck boy!!!!

by jilarmika123 April 18, 2017