All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

Muddle

A muddy puddle

Muddle Kyle splashed in the muddy puddle

by Skillzthatkillz88 May 6, 2023

muddle

a “puddle” of thick mud, usually on a pavement or somewhere mud wouldn’t normally be

oh no i stood in a muddle

by the noiser May 22, 2021

Muddle

A muddy puddle

Is that a muddle I see

by anonymous November 22, 2021

muddle

A muddy puddle.

Stop jumping in the muddle you will get wet and muddy.

by bluedrop403 November 27, 2015

Muddle

When a couple is cuddling and the small spoon (the one being cuddled) has diarrhea on the big spoon (the one doing the cuddling) making what appears to be a mud puddle in between their cuddle.

Ben: My girlfriend chose to be the big spoon after our Mexican dinner and I accidentally Muddled her.
Teddy: Damn, was the puddle smooth or chunky
Ben: Slightly chunky...

by Braindrained February 12, 2017

Muddle Fuck

A person who muddles in another's business behind their back.

You guys are muddle fucks because you did it behind my back; I muddled in the open, everyone knew and now shit ton more people know.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015