mud shark

To stick inappropriate things in a female's vagina. So named because Vanilla Fudge did that to a groupie with an actual mud shark.

Lucy was still not fucking satisfied, so I had to mudshark her with my asthma inhaler!

by tecumseh January 4, 2003

mud shark

A person who likes to eat out an other persons anal cavity.

Tom likes to eat the ass, he's a mud shark.

by 132012 February 17, 2009

mud shark

Man who exclusively hunts blantons.

Need a four to hit to get me that Mud
~ Mud Shark

by DoubleBogeyBoy July 27, 2022

Mud Shark

Another word for droppin a load/ taking a poop

Ill be back i gotta lay a few mud sharks

by yungshitstain November 12, 2019

mud shark

Pouncing gay man. "Mud" is slang for shit, combined with toothy predator = ass predator.

He is a total mudshark

by Stu October 4, 2002

Mud shark

A white woman who thinks it's acceptable to use the N word because she dates black guys.

Eventually that mud shark is going to be put in her place when she says that in front of the wrong person. Dating black doesn't make you black.

by Mookie81 January 27, 2021

mud shark

A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.

Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.

by Arcadia Berger November 28, 2024