Mourning Wood

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner

My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.

by GabePriest January 22, 2018

Gould Mourning

A greeting among the goth subculture. Typically in the evening. Expression of passive-aggressive dislike or disgusting. Sometimes expressed in discontempt went being awakened, after having stayed awake all night

"GOULD MOURNING! I'm going back to sleep.*

by Edgar Allen Chester Minor February 11, 2021

Mourn hub

The nickname for the BBC during the time between the death of Queen Elizabeth II and her funeral

At this point, I think the BBC should change their name to Mourn Hub.

by adirudi September 25, 2022

top of the mourning

when u give a blowjob at a funeral

GIVING A BLOWJOB AT A FUNERAL, CALL THAT TOP OF THE MOURNING

by Gabe1259 October 10, 2021

Mourning Wood

n- when one wakes to find he has morning wood, but also has to urinate so bad it hurts.

I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.

by Wildcard55 October 11, 2010

sunday mourning

the most un-good band. ever.

omgzorz. i am going to a sunday mourning show after mass with my parents. jesus is totally hot.

by innyn February 2, 2007

Digital Mourning

The act of going through your hard drive and pulling together all of the photos of deceased loved one for archiving to a CD-R. This way they are preserved, in case your hard-drive follows them to the "other side" and you aren't constantly reminded of them whenever your screen-saver comes on.

This past weekend I conducted a digital mourning for my cat. She was a sweet girl.

by Nathaniel Curtis (Lord of the Pigeons) April 22, 2007