There is a moth in my room... It's tiny so I can't keep my eye on it long enough to kill it... Where is that piece of shit?
Hym "You know, I would have rather seen how well it would have done as a stand-alone movie..."
Iam 🙄 🤔😒 "................"
Hym "What are you looking at?"
Iam "There's a moth... Shit! I lost it. Where... Do we have, like, a sheet of paper or a book or something to kill it with?"
Hym "It's going to fly in your mouth while you're asleep."
Iam 😑
Hym 😐
Iam 😑 "Why would you say that?"
Hym "Remember that video of the guy who had a spider living in his ear? The doctor had to pull it out with a tweezers..."
Iam 😑
Hym "That's going to be you... Except with a moth in your ear instead of a spider...." 😐
Iam 😑
Hym "It could go in your nose if that makes you feel better." 🤷
Iam "It doesn't. It doesn't make me feel better. 💡💡💡 Where the hell is it? 🙄😒🤔🙄🤔😒 We have to find it before we go to bed."
Hym "Op! Feel that? That tickle in your ear? That's the moth. It's in there. It's too late it's in your ear already pfftt Hahahahahahaha!!" 😂😂😂
Iam 😖 "Goddamnit where are my cotton swabs?"
Hym "Hahahahaha! Goodnight..."
Iam 😑 "I hate you..."
Iam 🙄 🤔😒 "................"
Hym "What are you looking at?"
Iam "There's a moth... Shit! I lost it. Where... Do we have, like, a sheet of paper or a book or something to kill it with?"
Hym "It's going to fly in your mouth while you're asleep."
Iam 😑
Hym 😐
Iam 😑 "Why would you say that?"
Hym "Remember that video of the guy who had a spider living in his ear? The doctor had to pull it out with a tweezers..."
Iam 😑
Hym "That's going to be you... Except with a moth in your ear instead of a spider...." 😐
Iam 😑
Hym "It could go in your nose if that makes you feel better." 🤷
Iam "It doesn't. It doesn't make me feel better. 💡💡💡 Where the hell is it? 🙄😒🤔🙄🤔😒 We have to find it before we go to bed."
Hym "Op! Feel that? That tickle in your ear? That's the moth. It's in there. It's too late it's in your ear already pfftt Hahahahahahaha!!" 😂😂😂
Iam 😖 "Goddamnit where are my cotton swabs?"
Hym "Hahahahaha! Goodnight..."
Iam 😑 "I hate you..."
by Hym Iam June 4, 2022
Get the Mothmug. An insect that flies in your face, eats your clothes and poisons your food and just have sex with every plant they see.
by reductiveking May 13, 2015
Get the Mothmug. 1 oh look, a moth. AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH its in my face!
2 I really have no interest in meeting your friend. She looked pretty in that photo, but i heard her on the phone and she was so annoying. Il bet shes scary when you meet her in person. Shes a total moth.
2 I really have no interest in meeting your friend. She looked pretty in that photo, but i heard her on the phone and she was so annoying. Il bet shes scary when you meet her in person. Shes a total moth.
by mandatorysodomy May 12, 2018
Get the Mothmug. by john bosco 69 April 16, 2011
Get the mothmug. A clueless and or stupid person that appears to be staring at a light all day, with no reguards as to what's happening in the real world.
by Chris March 31, 2005
Get the Mothmug. Guy 1: “hey who’s moth?”
Guy 2: “moth is a really exciting person with they/them pronouns!”
Guy 1: “they sound so fun to be around with!!”
Guy 2: “moth is a really exciting person with they/them pronouns!”
Guy 1: “they sound so fun to be around with!!”
by S-s-senpai~ December 4, 2020
Get the Mothmug. 