Da'Monte

Da'Monte is the best boyfriend he is a brave and horny and funny and crazy if you see Da'Monte just knows girls it's your chance

girl 1: Last night Da'Monte give it to me

girl 2: Da'Monte let me lick his d*** Last night

girl 3: He got a Big one yallllllllllll

by Da'Monte February 6, 2018

three card monte

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.

Never play three card monte; you can't win.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Marte

One of the pretty girls in her friendgroup. Most marte's are norwegian. She likes food.

P1: hey, who's that pretty girl over there?
P2: It's Marte!

by Helovesmebuthedoesnt December 24, 2016

Post Mortem Distress Birthing

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

by RealXp March 26, 2022

Jaeden Martell

A cute sweet funny amazing cool boy. He’s a smile bean and must be protected. He’s amazing and funny. He’s also super cute.

Friend: who plays Bill in It?
Me: that’s Jaeden Martell he’s so cute!

by Jackson Robert Scott November 15, 2020

marten raag

Pro basketball metapipe

Marten raag is better than lebron james

by Peblo666 January 31, 2019

marte

jeeeesus marte's amazing. she's super easy to talk to and i trust her :). shes so freaking oretty and smart and im jealous hahah. shes also really sporty which is cool ig. all the teachers love her and shes rlly good to have in class bc she brights up the room and stuff. idk, i like marte (as a friend) and i dont want her to leaveeeeee 😢😢

hi marte, ur welcome heheh

by its me guess February 26, 2020