Close Quarter Mortar

A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.
Jim Carry walks out of the elevator, turns, then says "It was me" ...
Close Quarter Mortar
by TheGrogotch February 05, 2010
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Brick and mortar friends

pronounced- brɪk ænd ˈmɔrtər frɛndz

1. noun People that you know, in real life, and can physically meet up with, that don't actively hate you. Otherwise known as 'non-internet' or 'IRL' friends.

2. Imaginary friends, built by a mason, to keep him company while he's working.
"Hey, I was chatting with some friends the other day and your name came up."
"Internet friends? Or brick and mortar friends"
by Jerami the Wise January 01, 2019
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mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence
Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.
by Jmuss729472 November 07, 2017
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mortar focker

Someone that mixes and brings mortar to the installers.
by Seanieboobear December 30, 2016
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mortar and pistol

What former-Prez Ray-gun used in his various attempts to "crush" opposition to his foreign policies that were pro-big-biz at the tragic cost to the local inhabitants of said oppressed/conquered areas.
It's fortunate that the Iranian hostage-crisis was settled before "Prune-Face Ronnie" was elected, or the tense-but-stable situation might have gotten far worse if said senile loud-helicopter-utilizer had started using his "mortar and pistol" policies to try to get said captured Americans freed.
by QuacksO February 05, 2022
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Trench Mortar

The act of pulling out, placing your penis between the other persons butt cheeks aiming upwards, and yelling "fire in the hole!" while finishing on there back.
I didn't know if she was on birth control so I pulled a trench mortar.
by Drainage94 May 13, 2017
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Mix my mortar

When two people of willing spirit engage in a coupling of anus and penetrating item use a moment of passion to gyrate their hips in alternating directions.
Christian i think I'm ready, Mix my mortar!
by Poopdiddle February 04, 2019
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