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Brick and mortar friends

pronounced- brɪk ænd ˈmɔrtər frɛndz

1. noun People that you know, in real life, and can physically meet up with, that don't actively hate you. Otherwise known as 'non-internet' or 'IRL' friends.

2. Imaginary friends, built by a mason, to keep him company while he's working.
"Hey, I was chatting with some friends the other day and your name came up."
"Internet friends? Or brick and mortar friends"
by Jerami the Wise January 1, 2019
mugGet the Brick and mortar friendsmug.

Close Quarter Mortar

A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.
Jim Carry walks out of the elevator, turns, then says "It was me" ...
Close Quarter Mortar
by TheGrogotch February 5, 2010
mugGet the Close Quarter Mortarmug.

mortar hot

damn look at the mortar hot girl. you need to call 911.
by chico78225 January 15, 2011
mugGet the mortar hotmug.

mortar

mix of cement, sand and water used in construction to bind materials, such as: between bricks to build a wall, used with rocks to make concrete, a layer before painting ...
we need more mortar to finish this wall
by Henigan January 10, 2017
mugGet the mortarmug.

Mortar

A fucking no skill card used by fucking pansies attempting to climb out of their mothers’ basement in an attempt to do anything with their useless fucking lives and existence
“You really use mortar? Are you sure you’ve had sex before?”
by yunyunkunkun June 16, 2021
mugGet the Mortarmug.

mortar and pistol

What former-Prez Ray-gun used in his various attempts to "crush" opposition to his foreign policies that were pro-big-biz at the tragic cost to the local inhabitants of said oppressed/conquered areas.
It's fortunate that the Iranian hostage-crisis was settled before "Prune-Face Ronnie" was elected, or the tense-but-stable situation might have gotten far worse if said senile loud-helicopter-utilizer had started using his "mortar and pistol" policies to try to get said captured Americans freed.
by QuacksO February 4, 2022
mugGet the mortar and pistolmug.

Gay Mortar Shells

Gay jokes, memes, and/or gifs that are dropped like bombs in group chat.
Dude it looks like the moon in the group chat from all the gay mortar shells
by LLJFondle February 11, 2019
mugGet the Gay Mortar Shellsmug.

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