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Miracle of Procrastination

The moment when you've procrastinated to the very last minute and there seems like there's no way you could possibly get everything done in the little amount of time that you have- but you seem to pull your shit together in a way that no human possibly could and get the assignment done with a manageable B grade.
"When's that 12 page report due?"
"Tomorrow in 2nd period. Did you finish it yet?"
"Nah man, but it's cool. I'll just wait till later tonight and get it done using the Miracle of Procrastination."
by Benji G. December 26, 2011
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Miracle Mile

A long streach of road in the middle of no where. The length can be shorter or longer then an actual physical mile of road. The road is usually completely straight, where you can see the length of it. ( i.e. Like the highway outside Las Vegas, Nevada heading for California.)
I drove the Miracle Mile last night, by myself at 4am. It's a miracle I could stay awake watching the hypnotic road pass under my wheels.
by Innocent Vice June 13, 2006
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Miracle

An event that occurs, that was previously thought to be impossible.
A Lada at the top of a hill? A miracle.
by CaptainProcrastinate May 4, 2015
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The Color Morale

American Christian Post-Hardcore band formerly known as the Killer Apathy, comprised of Vocalist Garret Rapp, Guitarist Ramon Mendoza, Vocalist and Guitarist John Bross, Percussionist Steve Carey and Bassist/Vocalist Anthony Wick (who replaced Justin Hieser after he left for reasons undisclosed)

The Color Morale are signed to Rise Records and have released two albums to date, "We All Have Demons" (Sep 1, 2009) and "My Devil In Your eyes" (March 8, 2011)
Hey man you heard this song, The Dying Hymn?

Hell yeah dude! The Color Morale are awesome!
by Aquila22 June 9, 2011
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Miles Morales

The new Spider-Man and a replacement for his world Spidey-guy. Miles also happens to be full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.
There is no example. Miles Morales is just Spider-Man.
by Promto November 30, 2020
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Morales

Hispanic name, which based on common people with the last name (like me), probably means smart, sexy and powerful.
Hot girl #1: who's that hotty walking over there.
Hot girl #2: His name is Juan. I bet his last name is Morales.
Hot girl #1: Why?
Hot girl #2: Cause hes smart, sexy (very, very sexy) and powerful.
by The Sexy Mexican Guy (Morales) November 4, 2010
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miracle from the baby Jesus

Something so wondrous or unlikely of happening that it has to be a miracle from the baby Jesus himself.
Ice-T's wife, Coco has an ass so glorious that is a miracle from the baby Jesus.

Chuck Norris being elected president would be a miracle from the bJesus.
by Alyson Clair October 28, 2008
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