Mopery

Verb; acting suspiciously. A police slang word for a non-existent crime. A derivative of the noun mope.

I'm about to pop that dude for mopery with intent to gawk.

by excop January 8, 2015

moffer

(noun) a younger woman or girl who is attracted to older men (at least fifteen years older)

"wow, obama is so hott!" -14 yr old lucy
"gosh lucy, you're such a freaking moffer!" -cindy
"and proud of it!" -lucy

by dangyoushottgrandpa November 1, 2009

jizz mopper

the dude on the porno set who mops up the jizz after the money shot

You couldn't pay me enough to be a jizz mopper, bro!

by Nasty Nate June 19, 2003

jizz mopper

One who mops jizz

He's the guy who cleans the nudie booth at beach guy jerks off.His job is to clean the booth after every guy blows his load.I dont know if you know this but cum leaves streaks if you dont clean it right away

by Gothic Bob May 26, 2003

Moperi

The crime of exposing yourself to a blind person.

Justin "mung" DeWitt was arrested today for moperi at the old folks home.

by jmungnasty January 2, 2012

Mopper

A term used by the Electronic Toy Archive's Discord server. The term was first used by a person named Paden when he was little, and it has stuck with both Paden and the server's members.

1: "Hey, did you see this thing the other day?"
"No way, that's so moppin' cool."

2: "what the mop is going on here?"
"we're just moppin' around."

3. "what's a mopper again?"

by Accidental Meming July 11, 2022

mopery

"indecent exposure in the presence of a blind person of the same sex" is mopery

person 1:(walks into dads home naked) "DAAAD IM HOME!"
person 1's dad:"Is that you son?"<walks into wall because he is blind> is an example of mopery

by (KILGORETROUT)Vonnegut Rileya March 28, 2009