He's the third guy at a gang bang that has no place to enter, has to jerk it to stay "in the game" while two dudes are plowing some chick, then gets hit by friendly fire, never gets "in the game", and mopes his way home with blue balls...
Cory was excited to be invited to the gang bang, but as things progressed he just ended up the Jizz-Moper.
by The Real Boomstick January 12, 2010
Get the Jizz-Moper mug.A moped is a person, guy or girl, you are having sex with, but would never want your friends to meet because they are not that attractive.
Like a moped, the gay motorbike, he/she is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends to see you on it.
Like a moped, the gay motorbike, he/she is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends to see you on it.
I am inviting this guy over to hook up only late at night or when no one is home because he’s a total moped.
by Emma Frost December 5, 2019
Get the Moped mug.Person who lacks energy/enthusiasm. One who is boring or lame and unwilling to participate in a fun activity because they are too busy being a herb.
I asked Jeremy to come out to the bar with me tonight, but instead he's going to be a mopey dick and play WOW all night. (world of war craft)
by English Partner :) September 6, 2014
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Get the mopedarmy mug.-a girl who is not particularly attractive, but is a good fuck.
the whole point being, the girl is fun to ride untill your freinds see you on one, like a moped.
the whole point being, the girl is fun to ride untill your freinds see you on one, like a moped.
by Day January 19, 2006
Get the moped mug.A type of goth that most people will think of when they think of the word 'goth.' Mopeygoths are generally passive, whiny, melancholy, and dramatic. They are commonly seen alone in dark corners of clubs reading Poe and smoking cloves.
Really angsty.
Really angsty.
by Iamthestereotype June 27, 2005
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