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Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual
Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?

Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"
by anonymous November 12, 2023
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Moon Gooning

The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual
Honey me and the boys are gonna take this native to the moon gooning tonight and kill pelicans
by Goonieloony November 13, 2023
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Moon Gooning

by TokyoBlood April 26, 2024
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Moon Gooning

A Verb; The action of Moon Gooning. Taking peyote and going down to the reservation to skin an elk/ blow the head off of a buffalo. All while gooning. Must be done with the natives. Requires a trip sitter. If done correctly can resurrect the phoenix from the ashes. If done wrong summons the Eight-Legged Chinese Man. People named Dave are not invited
I'm going down to the bayou and moon gooning with the natives tonight.
by Number1MoonGooner November 24, 2023
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moon gooning

When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they go on for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness. When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causes an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.
I and my friends went moon gooning mom.
by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024
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Moon Gooning

The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.
Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.
by George Palorovik February 19, 2025
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Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning (mūn gūn-eeng), verb: to go on a ridiculous event with friends in an American Western setting involving violence and/or drugs and alcohol at night
Me and the boys got some blunts and whiskey with the Native Americans and went moon gooning!
by JSodaPop November 19, 2023
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