Moon Gooning

When you slaughter a buffalo, cover yourself in its blood and guts while completely naked, put on an elk's skull or a turkey feather headdress, and goon under the light of a full moon. Usually done with the bros or with the Cherokee Chieftain.
"Hey! You wanna go Moon Gooning?"
"Hell yeah! That shit is so fun!"
by Moon Gooner November 14, 2023
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Moon Gooning

When you lick a Horny Toad and go deep into the Cavernous Tavern.
Me and Eagle-Eye are going to go skin an elk then go Moon Gooning.
by GPUMelty December 19, 2023
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Moon Gooning

It is when a person takes a drug known as peyote and goes into a forest kills an elk wears its head and skin and goons at the moon.
"I went moon gooning with the natives yesterday."
by Bromime February 13, 2024
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Moon Gooning

A Verb; The action of Moon Gooning. Taking peyote and going down to the reservation to skin an elk/ blow the head off of a buffalo. All while gooning. Must be done with the natives. Requires a trip sitter. If done correctly can resurrect the phoenix from the ashes. If done wrong summons the Eight-Legged Chinese Man. People named Dave are not invited
I'm going down to the bayou and moon gooning with the natives tonight.
by Number1MoonGooner November 24, 2023
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moon gooning

When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they go on for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness. When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causes an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.
I and my friends went moon gooning mom.
by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024
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Moon Gooning

The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.
Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.
by George Palorovik February 19, 2025
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Moon Gooning

Going out with Navajo Eagle Eye, blowing the head off a Buffalo, skinning an Elk, taking peyote and then gooning into the entrails whilst Eagle Eye Jelqs to supervise
Yeah me and my buds went moon gooning last night, it was a transformative experience
by BD-1's Prostate November 20, 2023
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