A tall being, who lives his life looking down on the peasants of the world. The type of being to hang their shoes on the wall. This being remains tidy but does not conform to society.
Its shlong hangs to its knees but it's a burden it carries with pride. Slaying men and women with it's heavy meat, the Monkaiy should be feared by all.
The life long mate of a Monkaiy is the winner of the ultimate prize. Getting slayed at least once a month and having the ability to gaze upon the sculpted body of the Monkaiy daily.
A monkaiy smells like burnt apples.
Its shlong hangs to its knees but it's a burden it carries with pride. Slaying men and women with it's heavy meat, the Monkaiy should be feared by all.
The life long mate of a Monkaiy is the winner of the ultimate prize. Getting slayed at least once a month and having the ability to gaze upon the sculpted body of the Monkaiy daily.
A monkaiy smells like burnt apples.
by SlayedByMonkaiy June 8, 2024
Get the monkaiy mug.Literally just a word/name I made up. got tired of people asking what it meant. now I can say just look it up on Urban Dictionary. and waste your time. and that it's just an original name.
It means nothing. besides the fact that I love Spam Musubi. and Monk(i) Sounds cool. and no I don't drive a Subaru. or a Mitsubishi
I also wanna add Kiroatic is my coined second Alias. 🫰 it's also Original.
It means nothing. besides the fact that I love Spam Musubi. and Monk(i) Sounds cool. and no I don't drive a Subaru. or a Mitsubishi
I also wanna add Kiroatic is my coined second Alias. 🫰 it's also Original.
̧̡̛̞̥͕͍̥̞̭͖̪̝̦͓̟̹̗͖̙͕̈́̋͋͋̈́͌̎͌͋̃̈͘͜ͅͅ ̧̨̧͈̟̠̻̰͇͖̫̱̱͈̫̭̥͙̩͙̘̻̯͓̩͈͚̖͇̣̘̝̣͉̈̈́̄͒̓̊̀͋̓̄̽̊́̈́͛̐̒͋͌͒͊̒͘̕̚͜͝͝ ̶̧̨̢̝̘͎͈̝̬̦̞̲̘͍̹̗̻͖͙͍̟̀͆́̋̑̓͊͑̀̾̓̌̈́̚ͅͅ ̵̢̨̧̨̧̰̗̱͓̝̘̘͈̠̰̖͎̼̲̜̮̪̰̥̯͈̱̖͍̝̱̰̫̭̟̟̦̐̆́͐̇̓̃̀̍̉̏̍̓̅̉́͗̀͛̊̂̒̌͊͒̓̾͑̇͛̂̅̚͘͝͠ͅ ̴̨̲̭̽͐̉̈́̀̉̆̇̏ ̛̲̻͇͓̪̪̅̀͑̋̈́̀̅́̋͑̾̍̈́̒̾͐̒̒̃̒͆́̒̏̾͘̕͘͘͝ ̶̝͕͛́̃̿̄͑̓͑̈́̀͛͛̍̂̑͌͒̉̕͘͘͝ ̵̞͈̞̟͕͍̯͇̘̭̫̹́̈̀͌̈̈́̏̄̌̆̋̃̓͛̽̑́̃́̅̋̒̍̀̐̄́̈̒̒͑͌̒̈̀͒͛͋͂͘͜ͅ ̶̢̛̛̛̙̺͎̞͙̯̪̙͉̖̭͚̖̦̘̳̲̭͕͖̖̳̩͍̆̒͛̃̿̎̈́̄̋͛̊͌̐͛͐͒̽̏̾͐͒͂͗̐̇̋̅̽̾͐̊̆̐̈́̔̋́͌̕͜͝͝͝ͅͅ ̵̨̧͇̪̫̜̘̖̰̤͖̟͂́̅̒́̋̔̃̈́͂͋̋͋̈̎̏͌̆͗̿̐̿̈̈́̏̀͊͆̓͛̽̓̕̕͘͘͝͝ͅ ̴̼͔̰͉̣̗̮͇̯͇͚̣̤̞͙̉͐́̍́͆̑̌͂̃̍̌͌̔͐̂̐̇̓̐̾̿͂̚͘͘ͅͅ ̵̻̇͆̃̍̏͐ ̵̢̛̝́̀̂̽̏̽͑̽͗̆̋̀̍͑̍̍̔̉̾̔͑̇́̚͝ ̵̨̨̧̡̹̱̰͙̩̟̘͖̩̦̲̣̣̲̲̺̦̘̮͚̭͈͉͎̟̗͇̿̑̀̇̅̈́̓͆̓͜͜͜͜͝ͅ ̘̮̹̻̥͍̜̝̥͚̖̠̦̬̟̦̳̈́̔̑̄̈́̓̒̌̓̊̾̍̒̑̌̈́̌̆̃̇́͌̾̈̒̈́͋̅̚̚͠ ̧̨̨̛̭̪̺̰̼͖̰̩̺̗̞̯͈̪̮̮̻̬̜̗͙̹̦̳͎̻̆̒̓̎̈́͛͑̔̀̄̈́̿̊̕͘͝͝ ̵̨̨̲͕̠̪͖͙̼͖̙̠͔̻͈̼̗̎̀̆̐̉̂̆̚͜ ̶̛̫̻̝̞͎̘̺̱͉̜̲̲̭̩͙̤͇̩͚͙̟͍̘̎̾͊͌̀͐͆̀͆͛͑̎͊͌̍̏̀͆͌̅̀̋̈́̊̓̌͂͑̐̌͊̅̑̅̑̏̎̒̅̉͘͘͜ ̵̨̨̛̛͔̘̲͖̮̞̰̼̥̤̘̟̲̟̬̳̰͙̳͇̭͙̱̹̱̭̦̾̓̅̈́̀̃̈́̓͆̒̾̐̽͆̓̊̔̾̄͋͆͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅ ̰̲̭̤́̄͋͗̊̊̏̋̆́̑̚͘̚̕ͅ ̧̮̝̗̝͚͍̳͇̥̱̰̟̫̻͉͎̮̯̲͔͖̞̖̪̹̹̫̆͑̆͛̉͒̓̋̌͗̍̉̄͌͗̑͌̏̏̌͋̈͑̃͌̔͊͝͠͠͝Monkaisubi
by Monkaisubi April 4, 2024
Get the Monkaisubi mug.Monair might not be the best at football — okay, he’s actually pretty bad — but I’m still so proud of him. It’s not about being good at everything, it’s about who he is, and he’s honestly one of the most genuine people I know.
He’s brown-skinned, beautiful in his own way, and has this way of making people laugh even when they don’t want to. He’s funny, not just in the loud, goofy way — but in that “makes your whole day better” kind of way. And even though he jokes around a lot, there’s this soft side to him. The way he loves his mom? That says everything. You can tell she means the world to him.
He’s a Sagittarius, so yeah, he’s unpredictable, wild, and sometimes way too much — but he also cares. He doesn’t always show it in the typical way, but when he does, it hits different. And when it comes to me… he gets jealous, like, really jealous. But that’s only because he cares, even if he won’t admit it out loud.
Around his friends, he’s loud, proud, and honestly, super gay — in the most loving, dramatic, over-the-top way. It’s just who he is. Random, chaotic, kind of a mess… but there’s something about Monair that makes him impossible not to love.
He’s brown-skinned, beautiful in his own way, and has this way of making people laugh even when they don’t want to. He’s funny, not just in the loud, goofy way — but in that “makes your whole day better” kind of way. And even though he jokes around a lot, there’s this soft side to him. The way he loves his mom? That says everything. You can tell she means the world to him.
He’s a Sagittarius, so yeah, he’s unpredictable, wild, and sometimes way too much — but he also cares. He doesn’t always show it in the typical way, but when he does, it hits different. And when it comes to me… he gets jealous, like, really jealous. But that’s only because he cares, even if he won’t admit it out loud.
Around his friends, he’s loud, proud, and honestly, super gay — in the most loving, dramatic, over-the-top way. It’s just who he is. Random, chaotic, kind of a mess… but there’s something about Monair that makes him impossible not to love.
“Are you and Monair friends?”
“Monair? Yeah that’s my friend — he’s so funny, literally always doing the most, and lowkey the sweetest person once you really know him.”
“Monair? Yeah that’s my friend — he’s so funny, literally always doing the most, and lowkey the sweetest person once you really know him.”
by Ballshair204 June 1, 2025
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