eating the twig and the berrys; blow job where not only the cock is swallowed so is the ball sack; eating the frank and the beans
by billy blumpkin September 08, 2005
When a man or woman eats extremely spicy food then waits at least 2 hours (or until they really have to poop) then has their partner take a lo mein noodle and stick it through one nostril and bring it part way out the other so half is hanging out either side reassembling a Mongolian mustache. The partner then takes the noodle hanging from their nose and tickles the others asshole until they shit all over their face. They then let the shit dry and keep the noodle in their nose and wear this as face paint to a social gathering.
"Hey Thomas I really like your face paint you wore to my daughters birthday party!"
"Thanks, Kelly gave me a Mongolian facemask."
"Thanks, Kelly gave me a Mongolian facemask."
by DaxTheDestroyer April 08, 2016
When you put your weiner in between a hot dog bun and add ketchup and mustard. Your girl then enjoys a tasty glizzy.
by Mongolian Glizzy January 29, 2021
When a man wraps his dick in freshly cooked Mongolian BBQ noodles and spices, and his partner blows him, while slurping the noodles
That bitch last night sure was hungry. She ate up that Mongolian Mummy, and even left room for seconds!
by MoBuckets January 04, 2017
When a mentally retarded person (i.e. a mongoloid) lets their retardation take control and they begin screaming profanities that only other mongoloids can understand. It often activates all other mongoloids in the area and creating a chain reaction of retardation.
by Unpopular Opinions October 02, 2017
Sexual pseudonym involving but not limited to the act of urinating in someones mouth, spitting said urine into said urinators sphincter, and then defacating the urine back into the mouth of the spitter.
I gave her the mongolian cadillac
by smokey152 August 28, 2014
Mongolian roulette is when you are not sure whether you have to poop or fart, and choose to attempt to fart anyways.
1. I played a dangerous game of Mongolian Roulette on the way home from work, I got so close to losing I had to run into the bathroom
2. Ive been playing Mongolian Roulette for the last half hour and I'm afraid I'm at the last chamber.
2. Ive been playing Mongolian Roulette for the last half hour and I'm afraid I'm at the last chamber.
by Mongolianroulette January 05, 2016