Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

National Give Money to Vito(s) day

This day is celebrated by giving a person named Vito ALL your money. It is celebrated at November 11th.

Cool man Y- It's National Give Money to Vito(s) day! Go get Vito some money!
Cool man X - Ok!

by anonymous November 5, 2021

that's the money

A term used when something is right

"that's the money!" -Alex
"What is my life?" -Jirard

by Enderguardian7 May 9, 2015

Where's My Money Bitch

What to say to your friends when they owe you money and they won't give it to you.

also a popular song on youtube

Person 1: hey, can i pay you back tomorrow?

Person 2: Where's my money, bitch?!?

Person 1 hands over the money, says "shit" under their breath, and leaves.

Where's my money bitch is a comand that prevents someone from giving you bullshit.

by ALivingJoJoke June 12, 2018

That's So Money

A phrase used, largely by those that consider themselves "trendy" or cool", to describe something they find worthy of admiration. Can be used to describe facebook profile pictures and/or magnificent paintings. Not used to describe Jesus, or John McCain.

Joshua: *uploads new profile picture*
Sandy: *comments on photo* THAT'S SO MONEY!
Joshua: thanks gurrllllllllll
Sandy: youre so trendy/cool

by EUNUCHTROLLFACE January 26, 2011

oh snap, that's my kid's diaper money

Uttered loudly over a game of t-low, used to express the anguish and loss felt by an illegitimate inner-city father over the loss of his child's diaper funds to gambling or drugs. To be said with an urban accent. See hey, that's my cell phone

When Kyle saw that he had lost his two dollars, he jumped up and screamed "oh snap, niggah, that's my kid's diaper money!"

by fidel November 1, 2004