Moi top means something that is great and you like. Depending on how you say it you can modify its meaning into something that always its good for you or your friends. Can be used on people too, meaning he/she is hot.
Similar to: very cool, great, awesome. (for people only): hot, sexy
Today was moi top. I really enjoyed spending some time with you
to be moi't is to be damp or wet... its anabbreviation of moist. this aboriginal chick (this is in townsville, australia) was all drunk and she was yellin out "hey , you boys over there, you makin me all moi't!"
Moi Sauce is a noun used to name the moist juices a femalewill produce when all the correct buttons are pushed. This Sauce can usually be very Sweet and sometimes smell fishy. However; If you manage to find a female with the proper grooming routine the Sauce can be sweet without much smell. However this can be very rare unless you live in places such as Nebraska or Minnesota where the females groom themselves annually and are not plowed harder Kansas farms during the 1930's.
"Wow! Let me tell you about this Girl Izzy's Moi Sauce." -Nikthanial
"Oh yea? How was it?" -Jonoboko
"It was a heavenly glaze." -Nikthanial
"I wonder if she allows take out?" -Jonoboko