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Mortimer

Lovely silly man with birds. Big wide smile. Bigger mouth. Biggest heart (and lung capacity).
Me: he is a lovely boymust be a mortimer
by Gimpsuitcrochet July 11, 2023
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mogtistic

Someone that just mogs way too hard, 80% of their portfolio is in mog, them mfs mogtistic.
Dude did you see John sold all his stables and memes for mog? Yeah bro that mf mogtistic.
by Based Mogger July 22, 2024
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moptimist

Someone who cheerfully thinks dat a particular spilled-substances puddle can be cleaned up just by simple swabbing.
One should not be overly moptimistic dat a sticky/gooey deposit on da floor can be easily removed wif just a bucket of water and a fluff-headed sweeping-instrument --- in many cases, a special cleaning-solution may be required to effectively "cut through" da mess.
by QuacksO November 20, 2023
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Mortimayophobia

The fear of death while covered in mayonnaise
Sir you have mortimayophobia
by FuckReformTorta February 3, 2025
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Esther Mortimer

An amazing woman named. You guesed it esther! She is the best and will run on to rule the earth !!
by PopsOFlops April 17, 2019
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Hugh Mortimer

Hugh Honey is the best and i love his beenies
by William2008 June 5, 2022
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bob mortimer

A bob mortimer is a british drink often drank during the summertime. It is a cup of strong coffee or tea with a spoonful of baked beans (generally heinz, but it's dealer's choice really).
Ey up love, giz a bacon sarnie and a bob mortimer to go, ta
by The urban brit November 15, 2023
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