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Crazy mofos

Also known as directioners

Also known as one direction fans

Also known as one of the deadliest fandoms. Ever.

We tend to crave one direction all day err day.

Our name was given to us by the beautiful Niall Horan, that Irish cutie in One Direction. He even has a shirt with the phrase in it because he loves us.

Abbreviation of crazy motherf***ers cuz that's just what we are

**may be found on twitter, tumblr, Instagram, Facebook, & other social networks one can waste time on
Ex 1:
*at a 1d concert*
Niall: I LOVE ALL YOU CRAZY MOFOS OUT DER

CRAZY MOFOS: OMG HE LOVES US I BROUGHT YOU NANDOS MY LOVE SHOULD I THROW IT TO YOU ONSTAGE OVERHAND OR UNDERHAND?

Ex 2:
Person 1: Imma crazy mofo
Person 2: prove it
Person 1: I'LL FREAKING PROVE IT TO YOUR MOM! I LOVE ONE DIRECTION SO FREAKING MUCH COME AT ME BRO! I CAN SAY THEIR BIRTH DATE, BIRTH PLACE, X-FACTOR NUMBER, WHERE THEY ARE RIGHT NOW, AND WHAT THEY FREAKING ATE FOR BREAKFAST!

Ex 3:
*on twitter- or in Harry's voice "twittah"*
@Louis_Tomlinson: Hiii
@iwantziamsd: @Louis_Tomlinson GET IN ME
@NiallOfficial: @Louis_Tomlinson @iwantziamsd aghhh u crazy mofo :)
@iwantziamsd: @Louis_Tomlinson @NiallOfficial EXCUSE ME AS I GO DIE THANK U NIALLER FOR REPLYING I LUV U BOTH MORE THAN DONUTS
by _YOUR MOM_ July 30, 2013
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mofacker

mother fucker, in a polite and lazy manner
You stupid mofacker!!
by Ram-Dawg April 15, 2003
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mofaux

A mofaux is a guy or gal that acts like a baddass gangsta full of lip and attitude but once confronted by authority or anyone at all actually backs right off like a chickenhawk.

Someone who pretends to be an tough asshole hangin' in the hood, but is actually a mommy's boy living at home and studying hospitality.
George W. Bush said to the Iraqi insurgency 'Bring it on you badass mother fuckers' (or words to that effect). A little while later, however, he effectively retracted that statement, he was shown to be a mofaux.

Mofaux: Hey asshole got the time?
Person: DON'T CALL ME ASSHOLE ASSHOLE!
Mofaux: Oh sorry sir...I didn't mean to offend...
Mofaux's posse: Geezuz man you is such a pussy mofaux! (laughter at mofaux's expense)
by Goodnight Dick November 11, 2006
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slow as molasses

Extremely slow, not moving fast, taking extra time
" I was trying to get the kids ready but Charlie was being as slow as molasses on a tin roof" "She's taking her time with her homework. I swear she is slower than molasses"
by Wearytaco January 10, 2019
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Mofoses

Alot of mofo's, weirdass flies, lion lamps, also known as the feeling after sexual intercourse when the vagina still feels as if it is being humped really fast.
Hey Kari! Did you know Tammie feels Mofoses today, after what happened last night?
by KulpriT1234 August 17, 2010
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mofaded

an energetic sense of excitement and recklessness, usually brought about in a social setting
Let's get hella mofaded up in this junt.
by Emily and Taylor April 20, 2006
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Mohasky

I'm just groovin' on this new mohasky.
by Mohasky_Man April 28, 2011
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