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Modern Music

From what it means and symbolises in our culture today, 'modern' music is nothing more than commercialised crap worshipped by those that cant comprehend the effort put into REAL music. Modern music is often the work of fat greedy managers churning out the sassy stylised crap in the hopes of increasing their bank balance. On the other hand, you could see it as a global conspiracy wherein the government is acting through the music industry to prevent bands who could deliver important social messages and revolutionary ideas from ever being successful and putting the control of the masses via the government in jeopardy. Your choice. Modern music described in the form above usually appeared after late 2006, and the only bands that dont fall into this category include bands who either started off before the 21st century and have remained successful to this day, or a few notable exceptions such as MGMT, Beach House, and a few other decent bands I have yet to discover. Unfortunately, the current music scene will continue to churn out this garbage and drown out decent bands who could bring forth a new musical revolution etcetera... so unfortunately for now, its here to stay :'(
Dont you just wish music today was made by bombed out rock stars high on drugs with tons of groupies instead of shitty corporate whores and managers who are only in it for the financial gain... pity the underdog, for modern music represents the latter :/
by Firelovesugar August 10, 2010
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modern art

can be anything.
ex. - a line
-colored lines
-stick drawing of a cow
-a dot
by an anonymous source December 6, 2003
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modern warefare 2

An error in spelling, usually spelt by noobs.
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Modern Warfare 3

Imagine Modern Warfare 2 but with a 3 crayoned over the 2.
Modern Warfare 3 is going to be Modern Warfare 2 but with higher detailed dust and a complete set of new floating newspapers, boy I can't wait!
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Modern Times

The time when people started coming to Urban Dictionary instead of the Oxford Dictionary to look up a word.
- What do they mean by "modern times".
- I don't know look it up on UD.
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Modern badger

In the theatrical world, actors will attempt to reflect modern society and the animal world by dressing up as a modern badger. To look truly authentic in this role the actor must combine the wearing of a leather jacket with stick-on whiskers.
I went to see a great play last night, and was swept away by one young girl whose depiction of a modern badger was quite superb.
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modern withdrawal

The inevitable effect of being away from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II for an extended period of time.
Dude. I've been on vacation in Maryland for four days!!!! I'm totally on modern withdrawal right now!!!
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