Miticale

associated words: Bello, Avenger, Marco.

a word. a nickname. a licenseplate. a legend. a god.

Only those who are nominated by many to save a wack ass time with a mere fist pump, those who can manage 6 parties and 50+ heads at once on a guestlist, those who never get a ::fingers:: "fuck up" and/or "do somethin'" slaped to their fach, and those who can be cockdiesel in two countries simultaniously are considered as miticale. if you can make over 6+ girls drool at one cafeteria sighting, have one hell of a MOOSE, rock a thousand dollar suit at dna, have a facebook group dedicated to your presence, AND pound endless drinks with xtra's and STILL be good to ride an Aprilia RS 125 in 6th gear home at 5 am.. you've achieved Miticale status.

Done by one, aspired by thousands...

Marco Auriti of Astoria, Queens is the first and only induvidual to achieve such status. All others who question his ability to make the wackest Saturday night into the most memorable one in years, we'll just have to put 'em in the baytroom.

see bello

Frequently abbreviated to "mito" and/or "mitico" when describing an unfathomable night of club hopping, heavy drinking, and mackin'.

by Booshe April 10, 2005

Miniclip

A fun kids site with ads telling you to date Asian women on the sides.

I'm gonna play miniclip.com

by ClassicLoki November 13, 2015

Facebook Minimalism

Minimalist facebook activities. Like having a silhouette of a willy for your profile picture, one word status in gibberish, or under ten friends. A serious movement which is gaining momentum in the UK.

Anonymous: "woah! silhouette of a willy for a profile picture!"

Anonmymous: "Aaaaah. Facebook minimalism IN ACTION YEAH BABY."

by TARASOGA August 16, 2011

minimalize

To reduce the quantity of something at the highest extent.

"Why don't we drive instead? It'll minimalize the number of steps we have to take."

by azwethinkweiz18 August 10, 2006

trumpian minimalism

Limited language spoken by a person because of their limited vocabulary, as opposed to a language that is plain by design.

I hated the film! Not only acting, but also the dialogue was horrible. Hollywood makes movies for foreign audiences now, because they make more from overseas than they make from domestic, and we get this Trumpian minimalism in language as a result, so it's not confusing to anybody.

by Rüzgar Kamil January 30, 2018

Minimal

To be so insignificant and useless at everything one does. To go unnoticed by the world around. A pointless being. To make no such addition to man-kind.

Usually dwells with a nimtard

"Yo minimal get to the bar"

by Danox1 August 8, 2006

2 Eyed Monical

Verb and Infinitive To Give a 2 Eyed Monical

Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl

Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.

Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.

Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.

Lance Armstrong can no longer give Sheryl Crow a "2 Eyed Monical" due to his testicular cancer and tumors. Poor Sheryl Crow. Hey win some; lose some right?

Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.

by Steven J Huddy April 4, 2008