midas (well)

'Might as well'

Basically a cooler term for "I should just" or "fuck it"

"Are you going to do it?" "Midas (well)"
Just do it

by ctynacho November 27, 2016

Midas Touch

Painting your hand gold (normally with spray paint) then beating someone off. Nail polish or glitter can be substituted, but is frowned upon.

I used to know this chick that would give out the Midas Touch under the bleachers. Only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.

by Gantalopian May 3, 2010

Midas Teabag

The act of using gold spraypaint to coat the scrotum of a passed out male.

Scotty G has screwed with his friends when they pass out for the last time. Next time he gets the Midas Teabag

by supshp August 25, 2013

King Midas

A nickname applied to those who, in high school, were not sexually active and took matters into their own hands on a frequent and daily basis.

MM: So B***, whats your PR?
JB: Umm...10? yeah, 10.
*unbelieving stares from all involved*
BP: Dude, are you fucking king midas?

by Skipperdo January 25, 2009

Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…

Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*

by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022

Midas Touch

Having a day when things go wrong... Everything you touch turn into a muffler

"I have the Midas Touch, Everything I touch turns into a muffler

by tobywonkanobe July 16, 2010

Midas Sex

The act of being binded up by the character Midas from fortnite and him railing you from behind with his golden dick then he strips you and rails you for all eternity. Don’t worry, he’ll feed you and bathe you and live a life with you but 20% of the day revolves around sex.

To get this to happen say “Ovaries and eggs” in a dark Grocery Store bathroom while shitting.

Nobody has ever escaped Midas sex! It could be paradise or a nightmare!

by Ganyu March 24, 2021