Mickey Mouse

The high furry that likes to eat children’s poop

Holy shit! Mickey Mouse has been stalking me

by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018

MICKEY MOUSE

The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.

"I'm a pubescent teen"

" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that

has no balls"

by MobiPlayz August 21, 2018

Mickey mouse

Staining the bed sheets from the woman cumming so hard, it forms a mickey mouse shape

I fucked her so hard last night she left mickey mouse stains behind!

by ry1of6 August 28, 2018

Mickey mouse

a 90 year old pervert that sucks minnies dry ass raisin puss for breakfast lunch and dinner

fuck you mickey mouse

by MobiPlayz November 19, 2018

Mickey mouse

To put someone’s balls on top of someone’s head making it look like mickey mouses ears

hello Richmond pls Mickey Mouse me

by Mydog8725 May 2, 2019

Mickey Mouse

When you surgically get a third ball attached to your ball sack to look like “Mickey Mouse” and go at it doggy style while laughing like Mickey Mouse.

Dude, just got surgery! Want to “Mickey Mouse”. Later?

by Mickey moose January 6, 2020

Mickey Mouse

Black dude wearing red homemade pampers

Guy 1 Hey you saw that mickey mouse guy over there.
Guy 2 Ya he got nice tights. *laughs

by world girl pbs kids April 15, 2020