Bleeding Massive

Used often in Dublin, Ireland to signify:

A) Something big

B) Someone who is a legend

Pronounced: Bleedin' Massif

A) It was bleeding massive!
"You won't fit that in me, it's bleeding massive!!"

B) Ah, sure you're only bleeding massive!

by Bitchiness October 25, 2010

Massive Load

Referring to a large amount of semen.

Nick blew his massive load all over my forehead.

by Nig_Nog-1 October 13, 2016

Massive Cunt Face

Used to describe a person whose face looks like a rather large vagina.

"hey give me that peanut butter sandwich you massive cunt face."

"Shutup you massive cunt face."

by Doctor Goonstein September 14, 2011

massive dick

A dick that keeps a female coming back for more and more
A dick that ranges between 10-25 inches

Damn daddy's massive dick hurt me, now I have no walls.

by lala LA April 19, 2014

Massive Load

A ton of cum

Drake: Dude, I put a Massive load into Jenny last night!
Josh: Sick bro!

by Put a dick in me now April 1, 2019

jacksonville road massive

This phrase is used when one boasts about their "hood". The origin of the phrase is New Jersey, where a group of kids residing on Jacksonville Road, used the phrase to intimidate new comers and competitors of their neiborhood. The last word "massive" is usually left out when yelled. For best results, yell loudly upon sight of fellow member.

1) member one walks in room, member two is already in the room and sees member one enter. Member two: "JACKSONVILLE ROAD!"

by Luma Airatus May 10, 2005

The Messier

A drink. The drink. Consisting of vodka, Fresca, lime, and the extracted orange syrup of orange confit. The finest of all mixed drinks.

Fuck, I got boozy off the Messier.

by ballersupreme January 13, 2008