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merc noodle

A male or appendage who cams up in a chat room with his limp dick out and masturbates furiously, but his dick remains flaccid. He then runs off before anyone can really see his shame.
We were having a stimulating political debate when some merc noodle cammed up and derails the conversation.
by ttimechat January 5, 2018
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Mercedes-Benz

One of the finest cars in the world. They are luxurious, reliable and beautiful. The name is a byword for quality, customer car and luxury. Unfortunately in the mid 1990s the company started cutting corners and the quality dropped.

Luckily Mercedes Benz has started making great cars again. Since 2007, the quality of their cars have drastically improved
There are two types of cars in the world, there are cars and there are Mercedes-Benz.

My W124 has never has ANY problems. It is still tight as a drum and runs like it is brand new after 18 hard years and 157,000 miles on the clock
by merc4life April 28, 2012
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mercedes

most beautiful girl in the world
who sucks at uno
and twirls her hair....
Mercedes is a mercedes.
by Tom janks December 9, 2008
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Mercedes

Refers to an aggressive, bold choice one makes. A choice that is aggressive in nature and style rather than aggressive in terms of force. Choices made by people who leave the people around questioning their sanity and marveling at their appetite for not giving a shit about social norms.
Pronounced: MER-SAY-DEES
Yo bro, you are an investment banker and you are leaving the office at 5pm? Dude, that's mercedes!
by Seihun June 2, 2007
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Mercedes

Mercedes: Is a very sexy girl someone who is loyal and not a stuck up bitch she doesn't go to a party or hang out with badass kids she is more on the nerdy side , she likes to read , draw , and cook. She would make a great house wife.
Boyfriend: I can't wait for you to meet Mercedes she is the best
Boy: Yeah ok *wiggles eyebrow* lets see how long she will be yours before she is mine

Boyfriend: *smirks* thats what you think she is very loyal you asshole
by Steve_23 March 16, 2015
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Meckeal

This boy is the meaning of pride the name being related to michael or Meckeal the slayer of satan, and the killer of brailey, or awesome/epic/Epic gamer
That very Meckeal of you
by demon slayer420 January 30, 2020
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Slut Meck

we only had this slut meck from december.
by foglodinfot May 5, 2009
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