by IfyournameisAshyourprobablydum July 21, 2023
Get the Pencil Mercenarymug. This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!
RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!
*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!
*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*
by thatsanicdude December 9, 2023
Get the Beat a BLU Mercenary Daymug. After the Establishment Mercenary retired from congress, he became chair of a multi-national corporation.
by Hermathecles March 29, 2023
Get the Establishment Mercenarymug. Someone who's employment has been mostly if not all through craiglist and is on a constant lookout for better job listings , potentially exceeding that of Johnny Sins.
Person 1: Yo bro how do you know so much about plumbing and electronics, why are you still here?
Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary.
Person: Dam! A life well lived.
Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary.
Person: Dam! A life well lived.
by Capuchin for Hire January 11, 2023
Get the craiglist mercenarymug. Those guys that came for John Cusack were not mercenaries, they must have forgot that before they came for him. It might have made the difference between him turning them into idiots on their own show and them actually getting something done, but they underestimated him.
by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021
Get the mercenariesmug. M: Dang man, my butt really hurts.
Y: Oh, did you do reverse mercenary last night?
M: Hellllllll yeah.
Y: Oh, did you do reverse mercenary last night?
M: Hellllllll yeah.
by Gaskeepgatebossgirllight July 24, 2023
Get the Reverse mercenarymug. Brad and Will banged last night.
What'd they do?
Tender and loving Mercenary.
Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
What'd they do?
Tender and loving Mercenary.
Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
by MercenaryLover69 August 21, 2023
Get the Mercenary (Sex Position)mug.