craiglist mercenary

Someone who's employment has been mostly if not all through craiglist and is on a constant lookout for better job listings , potentially exceeding that of Johnny Sins.

Person 1: Yo bro how do you know so much about plumbing and electronics, why are you still here?
Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary.
Person: Dam! A life well lived.

by Capuchin for Hire January 11, 2023

Full Blown Mercenary

When something is so good the only way it can be described is Full Blown Mercenary

That was Full Blown Mercenary Greg

by Callum Adams April 16, 2020

Mercenary artist

An artist, typically online, who will accept any paid commission, regardless of the content of the request or the commissioner.

"Why would anyone draw something this tasteless?"
"They're a mercenary artist, they'll do anything for the right price."

by DefinitelyNotABurner November 5, 2022

Reverse mercenary

When the girl gets in the male’s position and pegs her partner.

M: Dang man, my butt really hurts.

Y: Oh, did you do reverse mercenary last night?

M: Hellllllll yeah.

by Gaskeepgatebossgirllight July 24, 2023

Oilfield Mercenary

Oilfield worker that only has loyalty to his money and family. They are typically highly sought after employees who will leave one come pay for another to do their dirty work for more money.

He’s an Oilfield Mercenary, just Doing the World’s Dirty Work.

by Oilfield Mercenary February 18, 2023

mercenaries

Soldiers of fortune.

Those guys that came for John Cusack were not mercenaries, they must have forgot that before they came for him. It might have made the difference between him turning them into idiots on their own show and them actually getting something done, but they underestimated him.

by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021

Establishment Mercenary

One who's for hire to do the bidding of the Nation State, (see also "State Actor").

After the Establishment Mercenary retired from congress, he became chair of a multi-national corporation.

by Hermathecles March 29, 2023