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Massive Monster Mamma Jam

Something you need to bust in order to beat the devil in a rock-off

What Kage and Jables had to play so Kage wouldn't get taken to hell to be the Devil's sex slave.
"He Gonna make ya his sex slave.
You're gonna gargle mayonaisse.
Uness we bust a massive monster mamma jam."
by The Conway July 15, 2009
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your meemaw

your meemaw is fat and puffy, she is always there to b your couch cushion.
"I need a chair." *runs to Meemaws house* "Hi Meemaw!" *sits on her* Meemaw says," Moon pie, dear, you're squishing me."

Thank u for ur time.:)
your meemaw
by flea4677 January 27, 2014
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Mamma Murder

(N) A night walker type of girl you meet at a bar. She's the girl with the razor blade eyes and killer thighs--with just enough showing to blow your mind.

She's a w-o-m-a-n and she'll kill you with her verbs--meaning that she's hot AND she's intelligent and she probably WOULD kill you.

Mamma Murder's got a vampire tan and dark brown hair and large doe eyes.

First she'll use you--then she'll lose you.
Have you ever heard of her? She's a murderer! Mamma Murder stole his heart away (and ate it for dinner).

Mamma's a sinner--here to prove that Satan is real.
by Mamma Murder May 11, 2010
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Coitus Mammaris

(kō'ĭ-tes - mam-uh-res) n. adj. Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis between the breasts. Usually accompanied by rhythmic movements, leading to the ejaculation of semen from the penis in the region between her cleavage, neck and chin. A high-brow description of a sexual act also known as "titty-fucking".

Coitus: Origin, Latin, from past participle of coīre, to copulate.

Mammaris: Origin, mammary 1682, from French mammaire; from Latin mamma "breast," probably from the child's word for "mother."
So Biff. How did it go with Muffy last night?

Fairly well, old chap. Muffy said she was in her "scarlet phase". So, after the cotillion, we did a little coitus mammaris in the back of the Bentley behind the clubhouse. I was a tad annoyed when she used my ascot to clean her "pearl necklace" off.
by Downside Risk January 14, 2010
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Mammacommisto

A big Italian covered in hair virtually from head to toe that includes the chest/neck area, hands, arms, legs and most important, facial area. Mamacommisto is nortorious for having a full beard, goatee and moustache. Although he may be intimidating, if you see Mammacommisto don't be afraid to give him a big bear hug. He wears glasses and works at the butcher counter.
James: "Mammacommisto sure is looking hairy today."Cody Gibbs: *waves and continues to remove rollerblades*
by Tcooker December 13, 2009
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Puff Mamma

a really honcho woman.
one who shakes the ground she walks upon.
she brings seismic tremors to the peoples of the world when she does jumping jacks.
The ground is shaking! Puff Mamma is coming!
by barbara_93462 December 20, 2008
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