Melon On

When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their penises.

The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.

George and Alfed covered their throbbing hard cocks with the hollowed out remains of a delcious watermelon, having just agreed to a melon on.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his cock up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.

by itsross May 4, 2008

a melon

Another word for a head

I was shot in the the melon and now my melon hurts.

by Anarchy September 28, 2003

melone

Big tits!

She had the biggest Melone's

by jkashfkjdsrw August 1, 2008

Melons

What life tend to give to dyslexic people every now and then.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

by Indianacat January 25, 2015

melon

1. A yellow, round and juicy fruit that is usually about the size of a football. It is commonly sliced up and de-seeded before serving. There are quite a few variants of the fruit including the popular water melon

"Im hungry man. You got anything in your fridge?"
"Not really. I think there might be some water melon in there though"

by Damien Coughlan December 28, 2005

Melonate

Verb
To consistently move your hand up and down your pee pee and make you go cummy cummy

Yo wank

My friend melonates on a regular basis.

by PP is extended October 24, 2018

Melone

Melone the purple-haired twink.
He wears a leather bodysuit and tries to fuck every person he comes into contact with.
He has a Stand that impregnates women (BabyFace)

Ghiaccio: Why is Melone tryna fuck everyone?
Illuso: Who cares, he's hot

by Risottos cumjar October 22, 2020