melon

a melon who’s actually mean and makes me cry every night, I don’t know what I did to be bullied this much stop being mean melon :(

Melon is so mean, I wanna cry

Melon

“Hey babe, go get me the melon please.”

Melon by Bushmush07 September 20, 2020

A melon is a general fuckwit. These words can be substitutes for melon.
1. An absolute idiot.
2. A complete mong.
3. An utter tool.

Person 1: "Did you see the drunk bloke who ran into a wall yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a melon."

Melon by p_m_k_nn_2911 August 13, 2021

a rlly cool twitch stream who should def follow

yo have you heard the twitch streamer, melon?

no who is it
bro they are a huge lin manuel miranda simp
ok im following
twitch.tv/melonnchann

melon by chickatheduck September 18, 2021

"maddie you melon"

Melon by Yourmumshousexx September 23, 2021