melbourne

An adjective to describe stuck-up people who:
- Think they're smarter than everyone else
- Drink too much coffee
- Prefer to watch sport than to play it
- Watch foreign movies and pretend to understand them

"That girl, she's so Melbourne."

by Big Fella June 1, 2005

melbourne

A hole, it has many good things but they are far outweighed by the bad things.
say sydneysiders are stuck up yet call themselves more "cultured" than Sydney, also lots of gang warfare

1st guy"Im going to Melbourne this weekend"

2nd guy" oh i feel sorry for you"

by uneven martian September 18, 2005

melbourne

An insignificant Australian city which suffers from delusions of grandeur.Mistakes the wearing of black skivies as an expression of fashion. Believes that gloomy lane-ways are architectural delights & thinks Lloyd-Webber musicals are high art

Can you believe how much better than other Australians we Melbourne people really are? But we're not stuck-up like Sydney people.

by Bubblequeen October 28, 2006

melbourne

Melboure is a country in the state of victoria it is much worse than sydney and is considered to be a hole

Synonyms: Hole

Family Driving to melbourne.

Kid:Are we there yet
Father:Nearly Son about 2 minuets

2 minuets later

Mother: ah holy shit we have fallen into a hole!!!!!!!!!!!

by bob parker smeelsk December 14, 2008

melbourne

a cheap version of sydney

man this place is worse than melbourne

by scott January 27, 2005

melbourne

Melbourne is home to the F1 and arial ping-pong. City is very dull in terms of architecture. A poor version of Sydney. Sydney is now ranked higher in the quality of life scale for cities around the world. Will always live in the shadows of Sydney.

AFL is only played in Melbourne, what a fucking excuse for a sport.

Melbournians think they are the shit.

Melbourne<Sydney

What the fuck is there to do in Melbourne?

by Matt April 12, 2005

melbourne

adj.
a descriptor of the intrinsic worth of a person, place or event

contra "sydney" (adj.) a way to describe something that is overrated, overhyped and not as good as Melbourne

She's so cool...she's very Melbourne

Yeah but why's she with that loser guy. He's soooooo Sydney.

by Will "hero" Heath December 10, 2008