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medieval ass madness

The act of engaging in, thinking about, discussing, entertaining the thought of, or dressing up as a faggotty character from, any role playing game. It also applies to gay fantasy novels.
That homo didn't make it to work because he was up all night engaging in medieval ass madness
by the mad pooper January 2, 2008
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GO MEDIEVAL ON SOMEONE'S ASS

to lose one's temper on, to lose one's emotional equilibrium and act cruel or savage to somebody
After the pickle-sniffer winked at Henry, he went absolutely medieval on the fudge packer!
by weave October 7, 2003
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Get medieval on your ass

To get so hard on someone that it feels like medieval torture perhaps useing similar methods.
Tell us where you keep your all of your coke before we get medieval on your ass.
by Deep blue 2012 March 7, 2010
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Medieval Torture

If I DO have a brain worm then this is some kind of...
Hym "Medieval Torture! A very public Medieval Torture INSTEAD OF A TRIAL. Sounds like AOC. That's the voice I'm hearing. So... That's what you'll get if she's in change. I mean, I'm over here bringing forth AI Utopia (for a nominal fee) and stopping school shootings. And they are doing a Medieval Torture because they thought I wouldn't have any support. Be careful what you say online your politicians might Medieval Torture you to death! OoOoOoOo! Spooky. I'm sooooooooooo terrified. Heheheh..."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
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Medieval Diarrhea

The worst diarrhea that you can possibly have. Usually caused by food poisoning or exposure to standing water, Medieval Diarrhea is a potentially life-threatening condition that has claimed the lives of countless medieval peasants and lords alike over the centuries. Symptoms include frequent watery and/or bloody diarrhea, stabbing abdominal pains and dizziness/fainting.
Seek medical attention if you develop medieval diarrhea.
by Detroitrockcity November 20, 2024
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Medieval Negan

Angrily or vengefully shoving a barbwire-wrapped baseball bat up someone's ass
If that bitch doesn't give me my money, I gonna give him a Medieval Negan
by Naughty Nyala March 4, 2024
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Medieval Capalot

Klause Mikaelson was a Medieval Capalot !
by pnikid691 September 13, 2020
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