Muppetize

Muppetizing is the process of poorly singing a song in an almost mocking fashion to the extent in which your voice resembles one of a muppet.

I love to muppetize "Livin on a Prayer"

by NeptuneLord December 28, 2020

dick muppetry

The act of painting one's cock and balls to resemble Gonzo's nose from The Muppets.

There's too much dick muppetry in this shindig, let's go get some boats n' hoes.

by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011

Fuck Muppet

A Fuck Muppet is a female who loves to fuck and to be fucked. More than just a normal girl. A Fuck Muppet LIVES for sex. She worships cock. She idolizes jizz. If she can't have sex, she will masturbate like Pee Wee Herman whacked out on E in an adult bookstore . Fuck Muppet is not a derogatory comment to a Fuck Muppet. In fact, it is taken as a compliment.

Me: "How was your da...HOLY BAT SHIT...WHATHAFU...*Happy sigh*"

Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."

Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"

Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."

by Filthy Rog McBastard October 20, 2006

pube muppet

a sexy sexy sexy homosexual.

Hello my good man. I am the pube muppet.

by cyberen August 13, 2004

Muppeting

The act of careless drinking.
The act of drinking with no self control.
The act of over drinking and acting out of sorts.
A plan made with friends to over drink and act muppety.
Muppety-unruly, loud,obnoxious,careless

What’s going on tonight, wanna muppet?
I had a shitty day, I need to muppet.
What are we doing tomorrow, muppeting?
I have a group of friends, we’re all muppets.

by JenandChen2019 February 16, 2019

muppetry

The act, with no regard to common sense, logic and in disregard of all statements made to the contary still exhube an air of confidence and belief that something will happen.

100,000s of posts on Redcafe regarding Wesley Sneijder being transferred to Manchester United is muppetry of the highest order.

by brasil_boy September 2, 2011

muppetpussy

anyone who swears at someone on the ground from the rooftop

The street in downtown New Orleans was filled with some mean spirited people that spanned the gamut from the confrontational lunatic brute all the way to the muppetpussy.

by provider44 January 15, 2010